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So I'm looking through the changes in the 2024 D&D players' handbook and this catches my eye.

I'm sorry go over that bit again?

Uh huh...

"I'm going to roll stealth to sneak in undetected."

"OK, how do you see that working?"

"I am very angry."

"... And that helps you how?"

"Ah, I see"

shaking dice "Oh do you now..."

I’ve heard that rage doesn’t always have to be the “primal screaming and slashing axes” type, it could just as easily be a cold, focused intent. Think John Wick or that one section of Titanfall 2, when you get the smart pistol (I’m sorry it’s late and I couldn’t think of anything better rn).

So like, maybe the barbarian isn’t (just) absurdly strong, but more just laser focused on where the strength is applied, coupled with skills and experience.

But tbh it’s funnier if it’s just “YOU DONT SEE GROG”

as a child I wondered why adults were so stupid (doing things out of habit/routine/heuristics rather than reasoning explicitly about what to do based on their goals) and the answer is that adults are unimaginably fucking tired all the time

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

centaurs would work if you replace the horse body with a giraffe, because it’d suit the anatomy of a centaur to live of fruits and leafs up in very tall trees.

Also they’d look hilarious when they have to drink water.

i was gonna be like i Need this and then i realized wait… i can draw…

Bro your art is amazing and I love these centaurs!

YESSSSS!!!!!!

@shayvaalski

incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving

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*WHEEZING*

@torlibram

After 10 years locked in the hells, little things like frogs are mesmerizing. Karlach 100% made the group stop every time a cute critter appeared on their journey.

Taters

The Trap

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Mike Hawk, huh

Tony Hawk being like "yeah Mike Hawk is tiny"

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

oh my god, they were roommates

...I had a guy come in today asking about how to get his kids library cards. I told him. He asked me how hard it would be for them to get them, and I said that all it took was their presence and his government ID.

He told me about how nice the system was here, where it was so easy to get a card; he said that there was a beautiful public library in Beijing that was top of the line and everything, but that the only way to access it was if you were a high ranking government official or a top professor or something. Instead, our library "serves the reader." His kids will be able to take chapter books home at no cost. He'll even be able to get books in Chinese here so that his native language skills don't atrophy.

I didn't even really know what to say, so I told him how to ask us to buy books for him that we don't already have so that he can still read them at no extra cost. I don't know how to shore up what it must feel like to know that there are books out there you can't read; I've always grown up with a good library nearby. It reminded me of working in my old library, though, where families who spoke Spanish were startled to find out we took any government ID with a formal address in town— even foreign IDs— so that their kids could get access to all of our titles in all the languages we offered.

Ah. Anyway, I hope you check out a library book with this thought in mind. I checked out the first volume of YJ98 today with that thought in mind. I didn't have to pay anything. I put it on hold, and there it was.

Wait, wait, wait. You're library BUYS books someone wants? Like you just tell them a title...and then they fucking BUY it!?!?

Where has this system been my whole life?

Well, it's been at the library, presumably.

That’s always been a thing, babes, even at the rundown library in my childhood hometown. Had no funding but by god they tracked down the book I wanted and bought it for me.

if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them

imagine a demon heelying down a church aisle drunk on power like “smite THIS, god!!!!” right before plowing fullspeed into the communion table.

So my friend sent me this picture the other day from a thrift shop she was in, and… I gotta say… 

i am so mad because i put this joke in my fan fic and this is like better than my fan fic will ever be

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

they are reading the comments

some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

If my hair wasn't already white you'd be turning it white bard

REBLOGGING SO FAST LMAO