we're just having fun!

on the same note as my last post, imagine a robot f/o that's inexperienced with humans lightly poking a freckle, mole, or stretch mark, and (rather cutely) asking what it is. when you explain, they think it's cute and/or cool!

i want to kiss him (the robot) so bad

does anyone know when you love robots and you love them and you want to kiss them on their big handsome face do you know and you want to be their special human forever and ever and when you does anyone know

Can we please have one canon material where Cybertronians are experiencing Cuteness Aggression™ when seeing humans do basic human things like:

- - poor Starscream, he's always falling 😢

(at first I just wanted to draw his heels, but eventually I'll get this art lol)

being with an f/o who has never been treated so gently or kindly before— well, before you came into their life. every touch so foreign but it leaves them wanting more and more each time, your touch seeming to linger after for hours, every genuine word of affection or gesture never forgotten… not knowing they needed this all until you, but that doesn’t mean they’ll let all this go all too easily. maybe it could be hard to return such affections at first or they seem unaffected, putting up their usual exterior, but they treasure you more than you could ever know

Pathetic men with slutty waists 🤭

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

raffle prize i did like… idk a month ago on instagram LMAO i just forgot to post it here til rn😭

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thinking about f/os who are like 20x your size treating you so gently. with minimal effort they could squash you flat or grind you into dust. but they would absolutely never do a thing to hurt you. maybe it took them some time to train and learn to treat you gently, as they'd never had any kind of relationship or contact with someone so much smaller than them. they see you as so precious and want to treat you accordingly, and you want to learn how to give them affection.

you stop seeing them as intimidating or scary... instead, you begin to see them as your protector. they could defend you from any threat this planet (or any others that you and your f/o may live in) might throw your way. your f/o is very proud of this, and wouldn't hesitate to keep you safe with their superior abilities. maybe they were once the threat you faced... but not anymore. it all changes when they fall in love with you, and now they couldn't imagine threatening or hurting you.

now, your normal includes sitting securely in their huge hand that cradles you. kissing anywhere you can get to on their face that's as tall as your entire body (if not taller!). sitting on their shoulder, solidifying your place as their closest companion. their humongous hand reaches to touch your face, and only their fingertip can touch you. but that smallest touch is full of overwhelming love that it's just enough for you

Something something. Robot partner who doesn't need to sleep but they let you cuddle with them while you sleep anyway because they know it's comforting for you and they think you're cute all sleepy and snuggled up to them

kissing your android/robot f/o and their internal cooling system starts to whirr

there's just something about calling a man that's twice your size babygirl

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