i was put on this earth to do two things

When your favorite NPC is not romanceable and you have to just stare at them like

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

classes in mass effect as i understand them:

has this been done yet

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

Romantic on main. Absolutely lovestruck on main.

Me 2 chapters into reading a slowburn fic:

on a scale of Steve Rogers to Thor how well are you handling unexpectedly facing a friend in a combat scenario?

for the record Natasha is like the dead center of this scale; she’s never happy about it but by god is she willing to hit Clint when she has to

Here's some real tumblr discourse

Do you put poptarts in the toaster or eat them raw

This is microwave erasure

if you microwave your poptarts you deserve to be erased

*gets up*

*wastes day*

*goes to bed again*

yay

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.