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agoddamn

broke: the Kaminoans almost culled Rex because of his hair

woke: the Kaminoans do not give a shit about variances that don't make the clones worse in battle and there's loads of clones with minor mutations like hair/eye color or fast-growing fingernails or weird-smelling sweat

I mean, please, the black comedy of non-humans trying to figure out and define "normal" humans?

"Nala Se. This one is green. Is this a typical color for humans?"

"...It could be."

--actually wait, wait, hang on, can the Kaminoans even identify color as we do???

It's canon that Tipoca City isn't sterile white to Kaminoan vision; they see in the ultraviolet spectrum, and it's plenty colorful to them. Humans just can't see any of those colors.

So would they even be able to tell if a clone came out the wrong color?

"wow, I was afraid I was going to get culled for being a blond"

"for being a what"

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Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

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I’ve been meaning to write this post since the first time I saw the movie (ergo, it feels like ages ago): Nile is so fucking smart.

Nile Freeman understood Booker betrayed Andy as soon as she saw Booker gave Andy an empty gun. She liked Booker, they talked a lot, Nile had more interactions with Booker than with Nicky and Joe (and she doesn’t really trust Andy until the end, when she realises Andy is still human and not a killing machine like it seemed in the church near Paris). Nile had every reason to trust Booker as much as she trusted Andy, instead she pieced together what happened in less than a minute because she remembered Booker gave Andy the gun. The viewer gets to see the scene again, the incriminating act, so it’s easier to understand that Booker, who acts and feels and is part of the family until that moment, is actually the mole (mole that no one even suspected existed). Nile just makes the connection and creates a plan of action that, if not very refined, it’s effective: go to the adress Booker found, follow the traces, find the others.

Nile adapts very quickly to an incredibly stressful situation. She is a trained marine, conditioned to fight and act in a certain way, yet in less than a week she changes her style of combat and exploits the fact that she can’t be killed to her advantage. She ignores her instincts and her brain telling her to avoid bullets and gets shot multiple times to get to Andy. The other had years, centuries to learn to exploit their unique talents, she got.. what, 48 hours? Impressive.

She puts herself in front of Andy to protect her without hesitation because she knows Andy is the most vulnerable of the team. When you see the group fighting, she doesn’t stand out as the “newbie” or “the baby” of the group. She is their equal.

And don’t get me started with how kind and compassionate Nile is. She saves the group because it’s the right thing to do, refuses to kill without remorse because she values human life; not only that, but she has the guts to confront Andy about it, knowing very well what the other is capable of. After everything Booker has done, Nile has the heart to understand where his actions come from and is more lenient to him than those who have known him for more than 200 years.

Bottom line: Nile is smart, kind, badass and incredible. Don’t sleep on her

Bonus:

Joe, an immortal warrior almost a millennium years old, is kind of impressed when he sees her yeeting herself and Merrick out of the window of a fucking skyscraper.

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Got an Agen hater just now so this is your daily reminder that this is an Agen Kolar stan account, I refuse to take criticism, he is practically perfect in every way and I adore his hardheaded, confrontational self. 

People who blindly spread hate - of fictional characters, at that - are what makes fandom, and life, toxic sometimes.

Read the tags guys, hit that X button if it’s not to your taste. Don’t get pushy or rag on a character you dislike to an author who is creating free content with this character. This is how people abandon fics or fandoms, because they can’t deal with stans who only want to espouse how much they love one character who can ‘do no wrong’ and yet everyone else is fair game for vitriol.

Know what you’re reading before you decide to be rude in an entirely unnecessary comment. It takes more effort to spread hate then to back out of a space that doesn’t suit you.

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Don’t make someone feel shitty for enjoying something that they make for free, when you wouldn’t want the same to happen to you.

Read the tags, read the description, hit the X. Don’t be a dick.

It’s not hard.

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renthony

Hot take but rigid divisions between queer identities and heavily-policed labels that are treated like diagnoses are really, really bad.

Trans men have shared histories with lesbians who have shared histories with bisexual women who have shared histories with ace people who have shared histories with aro people have shared histories with gay men who have shared histories with trans women who have shared histories with nonbinary people who have shared histories with etc etc etc etc etc.

Labels are important for people who want them, but we need to stop treating sexuality and gender as rigid boxes and checklists.

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Enough with acting like Buck was bullied by the 118 during the lawsuit (or, ever, but that’s a different post). 

He was not bullied.

They were angry with him after they got all their personal crap dragged out in that lawsuit. They were angry that there was even a lawsuit at all, because it’s not like Buck talked to any of them about this before jumping straight to a lawsuit. Like, a lawsuit is huge deal and should be a last resort and Buck doing it without trying to work things out first was completely an emotional reaction. He was frustrated and betrayed and he lashed out, and their reaction was understandable.

But.

They never bullied him.

“Everyone else got a party but Buck didn’t because they didn’t care about him even though he was crushed by a ladder truck.” Nope. They did throw him a party. A big party, actually, when he passed his LAFD recertification test. Throwing him a party on his first day back wouldn’t have been to celebrate Buck’s recovery and his triumphant return, it would’ve been celebrating him coming back because the LAFD didn’t want to deal with a lawsuit. Kind of a different tone, and Bobby wasn’t there yet (he probably did throw him one once Bobby got past his reservations about Buck returning, but they didn’t think they needed to show that because this is a tv show not fanfiction and it’s also not the Buck show. They already showed him reconciling with both Eddie and Bobby, a party scene would’ve added absolutely nothing to that episode and just been fan-service). 

“Everyone ignored Buck and made work miserable for him.” Again, nope. Hen and Chimney were actually incredibly chill about it. Hen got him a little cake and gave him a very sweet pep talk. Chimney was just welcoming and casual about it (we’ll get into his pep talk in a minute). Eddie did give Buck the cold shoulder, because they were in a fight but Buck tried to pretend like everything was back to normal and no hard feelings, right? And Eddie was like “Nope, there are hard feelings and me and my abandonment issues are going to mope about it until you apologize about it like an adult instead of acting like we’re eight and pretending we can just go back to being besties without a conversation.” For a day. A single shift. They were hugging it out in less than 24 hours. Buck was fully prepared to have to put in the time to earn Eddie’s forgiveness and trust and Eddie absolutely could have sulked for longer but instead he just forgave Buck right away because he’s actually not an asshole like so many of you like to pretend he is.

“Bobby was completely unprofessional and he never should have kept Buck from doing his job.” Not to beat a dead horse but… one shift. One. Singular. Yeah, maybe Bobby had a lapse in professionalism when he projected his past mistakes onto Buck and also was maybe letting his own personal paternal feelings get in the way. But Jesus. Sometimes that’s what mentors do. We’re not robots, especially not in a high-stakes job like that. Sometimes the personal creeps into work. My own boss is also my mentor and it’s little bit of a paternal relationship because of the age difference and sometimes I do feel like he does things to specifically teach me some kind of lesson because he thinks I’m too impatient (example: one time he held off on telling me about a promotion because he thought I was being too impatient and pushy about it, and that I needed to learn to “just trust” him). Is he always right? Nope. Does it annoy me sometimes? Yes. Does it make him a bad boss? No, not at all. He’s a great boss, because he cares about his employees and tries to help them and make us all better. Bobby isn’t a bad boss for incorrectly handling one situation, and he even admitted that he was wrong after (again, beating a dead horse) ONE SHIFT (and also, the fact that “man behind” is even a thing implies that usually there is someone who stays behind, Buck just isn’t used to it being him).

You know who was bullied at work?

Hen and Chimney.

Everything that you guys claim the 118 did to Buck actually happened to Hen and Chimney. 

Chimney was given the cold shoulder by his new teammates. He was held back by his captain during a time when he was supposed to be learning. For months. You want a story about a team ignoring, belittling, and underappreciating the youngest member of the team? Chimney’s right there! You want to write about a captain letting his own personal prejudice and hubris get in the way of actually letting a good firefighter do his job and learn the way he was supposed to during his probationary period: I present to you, Captain Gerard, asshole extraordinaire. We even see a reminder of this in the (one, singular) episode where Buck goes back to work, when Chimney gives Buck advice on how to handle staying cooped up in the station which is very big of him especially considering that Chimney had to deal with that for months for literally no reason while Buck only had to deal with it for one solitary shift.

And speaking of Captain Gerard, what about Hen? The 118, particularly Captain Gerard, straight up harassed her. They made sexist comments, they treated her badly because of her race, they made her feel unwelcome because of her sexuality. That speech that y’all like to write for Buck about how no one appreciates him but they should because he’s a god’s gift to the earth? Yeah, Hen already did that but better and she fucking earned that speech. And even though what Hen went through was actually bullying, and actually abuse, she still went out of her way to make Buck feel welcome on his first day back because she knows what it’s like to feel unwanted and unwelcome at work and she’s too much of a sweetheart to let anyone else feel like that even for a minute, even though what she went through was far, far, far worse.

In conclusion: Buck was not bullied by the 118, he had one slightly uncomfortable day of work where Bobby was trying to teach him a lesson and Eddie was giving him the silent treatment because they were in a fight. Bobby and Eddie were not bullying Buck, and Hen and Chimney certainly were not, and in fact went out of their way to make sure Buck felt welcome because they knew how it felt to be unwanted at work and didn’t want him to think that was happening just because Bobby needed a minute to get over the lawsuit. Hen and Chimney were both legitimately harassed but y’all would rather villainize them because somehow it’s more interesting to write a story about everyone picking on the white boy than acknowledging the actual canon stories dealing with real, workplace issues that POC, women, and LBTQIA+ people actually deal with every day. 

p.s. The Eddie mischaracterization pisses me off just as badly as Hen and Chimney, but so many other people have already made those points better so I’ll just redirect you to the best post I’ve seen on the topic, as well as this post with further reading about latinx and hispanic stereotypes in media. Enjoy. 

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elisela

BUCK IS NOT A CHILD AND EDDIE IS NOT HIS PARENT.

Eddie does not have to treat Buck with the same patience that he treats Chris, he is allowed to be upset with his best friend for doing something that affected his life in that way.

I am seriously side-eyeing half this fandom that thinks Eddie reacted to that poorly, Jesus Christ, the man just lost his wife and his kid went through a natural disaster and then the person he depends on to help with that burden leaves him.

Because that’s what Buck did.

He left Eddie when he needed him.

Friends fight. They disappoint each other. Sometimes, they’re selfish and they don’t think about how their actions affect others.

If Eddie couldn’t see it from Buck’s side, it’s on Buck to talk to him about it. We’ve seen that Eddie opens up to Buck, so why didn’t Buck do the same when he was upset after that dinner at Bobby’s?

ALSO please think about how you are basically asking Eddie to brush off the fact that his best friend hurt him in order to continue supporting said best friend.

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friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

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In defence of Jyn Erso and the characters of Rogue One [SPOILERS]

Rogue One has elicited some heated debate among hardcore Star Wars fans. Considering it’s the first standalone film in the Star Wars canon from Lucasfilm, it has raised one big question: what constitutes a Star Wars movie? No doubt, it’s a very personal question and it’s difficult to divorce new and upcoming Star Wars films from the old ones that dominated many of our childhoods. Is it the swashbuckling adventurous tone that evokes a sense of wonder? Is it the narrative satisfaction that’s baked into a hero’s journey? Is it the larger-than-life characters? Is it simply a matter of a John Williams score? Or the iconic visuals of X-wings and TIE fighters engaged in battle? While last year’s The Force Awakens apes the spirit of A New Hope (with MANY caveats), the brains trust behind Rogue One, which includes director Gareth Edwards and writers Chris Weitz and Tony Gilroy, opted for a different approach. One that took inspiration from real-life wars, one that shined a light on the ordinary people who worked on the fringes, one that was a grounds-up view of the galactic conflict.

One of the most consistent criticisms of Rogue One concern the characters, with lead Jyn (Felicity Jones) bearing the brunt. Some would call our protagonists underwritten, some would say understated (disclaimer: I’m with the latter, if you hadn’t noticed from the title of this piece). Regardless, the light touch here has divided people. It’s a pretty big deal, considering characters are the vessels through which an audience experiences a story. We need to be able to empathise with them. For some people, they could not latch onto Jyn, or Cassian (Diego Luna), or Bodhi (Riz Ahmed), or Chirrut (Donnie Yen) or Baze (Jiang Wen). They spent the film not caring for our band of Rebels and felt the big, powerful moments were unearned and hollow. But for some, the characters clicked. They felt these characters had a lived-in quality, despite the lack of backstory and no great, showy arcs in the film, and which were bolstered by the performances of the cast. I, for one, bought into the emotion of each of the characters and got pretty invested in them despite the flaws (I cried like 3 times the first time I saw Rogue One, don’t @ me).

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bill haydon & jim prideaux ↳ tinker tailor soldier spy (2011)

“You know that feeling when you just have to go out and find someone new or the world will die on you? He’s my other half; between us we’d make one marvellous man, except that neither of us can sing.”

Oh my God stop this stop this I am going to die

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symterya

“That’s Where You’d Find Peace” | Digital | 2016

“Every man has his torments. Demons born of past wrongs that hound and harass him. You perceive the effects of Captain Flint’s demons; echoes of their voices. But I know their names. I was there when they were born. I know the things they whisper to him at night.” I felt it was worth the effort to make a good fanart for a change, and not a half-assed one. Thus, here is Captain Flint, via his appearance in Black Sails. I love this bookish, poetic, monstrous, haunted pirate captain.

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