We tried not to walk too heavily

“Well Mr. Columbo—”

“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”

“You’re Starfleet?”

“Star who now?”

(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)

✨ Robin’s bad coordination ✨

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

AU where the plot of SPN never happens so Sam gets to go to law school and then his first big case is prosecuting a man on several identity theft charges and then that man is John Winchester. Sam is giddy.

Dean shows up to confront him, but the next case Sam has is clearly some poor lady framed by a shapeshifter. Shenanigans follow with Dean hunting the shapeshifter while Sam tries to figure out a legal way to get this poor woman he’s supposed to be prosecuting off the hook without hurting his budding career. Dean & Sam eventually make up, but the story turns into a supernatural courtroom drama-comedy where Sam has to do things like prosecute a murderer based on the victim’s ghost testimony. 

I just saw a post debating whether in a modern AU, Geralt of Rivia would use swords or a gun to hunt monsters

Excuse me

Modern Geralt of Rivia uses live traps, sedatives, and radio collars

Modern Geralt of Rivia breaks into the veterinary clinic of someone he went to grad school with and falls asleep in the laundry area. The staff find him when they come in in the morning.

When modern Geralt of Rivia’s grant funding ran out he started guiding drug traffickers through the wilderness to pay for his conservation work.

Modern Geralt of Rivia installs beehives around human settlements because bees are annoying even to monsters

Modern Geralt of Rivia gets really pissed off when visitors to the Conjunction Reserve leave food in their cars because then the Fiends learn to break in and end up becoming aggressive and having to be put down

Modern Geralt of Rivia adopts stray puppies and trains them to track poachers

Modern Geralt of Rivia is the only one who can convince the rock trolls to get out of the road and let people pass

Yes, he finds Jaskier annoying, but who else is going to write funding proposals and grant applications? Geralt?

Nah nah Jaskier does the podcast and vidcast that brings in money and publicity and awareness.

Yen doesn't want to have anything to do with the actual creatures nor Jaskier's little hobbies, but she writes a mean funding proposal.

The Mummy Reboot but Jack Black plays the clutzy and enchanting librarian and Charlize Theron is the gun wielding adventurer they have to break out of jail in the beginning and who will kick your ass and scream at random things.

He’s got friends in low places

Din (1/160): Hey it’s Din

Din (152/160): Please don’t let him eat too many cookies he WILL throw up

Din (154/160): If you have free time could you teach him colors I’m worried he’s behind

Din (155/160): He’s like really good at lifting rocks btw he’s like REALLY good at it he’s so talented and smart

Din (156/160): Is he ok? Please tell him I miss him

Din (157/160): He’s gonna wanna sleep near you he has separation anxiety

Din (158/160): Does he get a laser sword like now? Or like… when he’s older

Din (159/160): Did you clean his robe

Din (160/160): Are you single

Luke: How did you get this number

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

More Hen and Karen domestic moments in season four please and thank you.

@starwarsnet mission 01: Favourites

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

what if… we blinked slowly at each other… and we were both animals that recognise this as a gesture of trust 😳😳😳

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct