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We tried not to walk too heavily

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not a bat
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order 66 didn’t happen if you au hard enough

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maulusque

Cody had nine cups of coffee that morning, and was vibrating into the fourth dimension so he stopped listening after “execute order six-” order six, CANONICALLY, is “get rid of your communicator as fast as possible”. So that’s what Cody hears, and that’s what Cody relays to the GAR. So Palpatine executes his master stroke and six million clones just YEET their communicators and keep going about their business.

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saiyans are canonically genetically in to femdom 

Do you accept constructive criticism? 

i’ll accept your apology

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fanonical

harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills. “i don’t know,” the boy who lived said in a statement. “becoming a potter just seemed right, you know?”

I’ve been on this site for how long and I am in shock it took this long for a potter joke

i draw and make pottery but ive never drawn somebody doing pottery so this was fun and i fully support this even if its just a joke lol

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everyone mocked guillermo for making a movie about a fish romance and he just won best director for it like……. he really did that…… “monsters are the patron saints of our blissful imperfection”…… he is the true hero of 2018 i am so proud

Wasn’t that movie funded with Weinstein’s dirty money?

no and guillermo openly hates weinstein so please don’t spread misinformation like this around. to quote the man himself (re: working with weinstein on mimic in the 90’s):

How fucking dare you try to openly slander Guillermo del Toro.

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sciaphobe

samoyeds are really just stage-3 evolutions of pomeranians.

Unevolved pomeranian

American eskimos are the awkward stage 2 evolution

Final evolution is samoyed. Ancient legendary pokemon.

Great Pyrenees- Mega Evolution

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vysanthe

This doesn’t match my blog theme but this is so true. 

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