mouthporn.net
#so good – @salvamisandwich on Tumblr
Avatar

We tried not to walk too heavily

@salvamisandwich / salvamisandwich.tumblr.com

not a bat
Avatar
reblogged

hands down favorite SW trope is marriage of convenience (which has gotta be at least 95% due to your fics 💞) and favorite character is.. probably agen 😍

Avatar

“Jedi,” Alpha says, on the edge of an insult.

Agen doesn’t even waver, just rises to his feet, breath gusting white in the cold air. His cloak is heavy, but the moon the clones have settled is arctic at the best of times. They won't be able to last long here without the Republic’s help. It’s one of the reasons Agen is here.

“High Commander,” he says politely, and bows, shallow but respectful. “I have word of the Senate’s decision.”

Alpha's expression twists, and he takes a threatening step closer. There are no soldiers behind him, but Agen isn't foolish enough to think that being alone makes him vulnerable.

“Don’t bother,” Alpha says, a warning. “We already heard. The clones were built for them but they won't even help keep us alive.”

Agen inclines his head, doesn’t move. “Kamino is outside of the Republic, and there is no record of any official member of the Republic authorizing the creation of the clone army,” he says. “Kamino selling the contract is a private matter and does not involve the Galactic Senate.”

Alpha's fists are clenched, so tight that Agen can see his knuckles are white. “The contract that they sold was us,” he snaps, and one hand lashes out. It’s not too fast to follow, not for a Jedi, but Agen doesn’t move. He lets Alpha grab him by the throat of his cloak and drag him close, boots crunching in the snow. “They sold us like we were a load of off-spec blasters, Jedi! And if you're not going to take responsibility—”

Agen puts a hand up, curls his fingers over Alpha's. Not trying to pull his hand off, just—touching. Soothing, even though it’s the very last thing Agen is good at. They should have sent Shaak, maybe, or Eeth, but—

But Agen was willing, and he stepped forward, and he won't turn his back on his decision now.

“Yes,” he says levelly, and meets Alpha's narrowed eyes without wavering. “One of our members was responsible. The Jedi take responsibility. I am here to offer you another option, though it is not as straightforward as recognition by the Senate.”

There's a long, long pause as Alpha evaluates that for subterfuge. Finally, deliberately, he opens his hand and lets go of Agen's cloak. “Yeah? And what option is that?”

“Marriage,” Agen says. “You already control this sector. Take a Jedi consort and force the Senate to negotiate or face the threat of losing their hold on the Jedi Order due to outside influence.”

Alpha barks out a laugh. “Marriage,” he repeats, and reaches up. Grips Agen's chin, pulling it up, and it’s not often Agen has to tip his chin to look at someone, but—Alpha is huge. “To you, I'm assuming?”

Agen tips his head, watching Alpha's eyes narrow. “If I intimidate you—” he starts.

Alpha shoves him back, right into the trunk of a tree, and pins him there. Agen calculates a dozen ways to break his hold in under ten seconds—twice that if he doesn’t mind causing bodily harm—but he doesn’t use any of them. Just waits as Alpha leans in, until they're nose to nose, and obviously, deliberately drops his hand from his lightsaber.

“You couldn’t intimidate me if you tried,” Alpha says dismissively, as if Agen can't feel the pace of his heart, the edge of undercut adrenaline from the threat Agen almost offered and then chose not to. “Fine, Jedi. I’ll take your bargain.”

“Then we have a deal,” Agen says calmly, and sweeps Alpha's feet out from under him, dumps him on his ass in the snow, and steps past him. Tan will want to hear the good news.

Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
letoscrawls

Lethal Trackdown is one of my favorite episodes for so many reasons

-Dad Plo and his adopted daughter Ahsoka "Little 'Soka" Tano venturing into Coruscant underworld looking like fashion icons

-Plo roasting Anakin

-"Try to be subtle" -shit happens-

-Hondo being like "yeah Aurra Sing is nuts" and we found out she's his ex and then he's like "i'm not involved don't drag me in her drama"

-the confrontation on Florrum that gives me Mando vibes and then the shooting scene with Ahsoka losing her shit and Plo throwing a table yeah iconic

Avatar
Avatar
riflegarden

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net