i love maglor. i love that there is an actual canonical jrrt-created character potentially around in the time period of the lord of the rings whom one could reasonably describe as ‘an intensely feral elf supersoldier who happens to be a retired war criminal, who’s has incredibly questionable history with both elrond and galadriel and who just will not die’
little jango sketch that found itself colored today….haven’t drawn him in a while
Omg that is hilarious because it means Jaster is going to be, the Jedi are still around, Myles, I told you !! Hey, Jon, have you heard of that mysterious order that went extinct but actually not ?
Jon : 😰 ... I have no idea what a Jedi is.
Jon, trying to play dumb: who's Jon
Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers
Bucky borrows steals destroys clothes
How it started vs. How it’s going
ALSO BUCKY CALLING SAM ‘SAMUEL’ PLEASE I LOVE THEM NO ONE TOUCH ME
*i take off my robe and wizard hat*
lmaooo you got kicked out of the wizards union
i hate it here
Marie Kondo really isnt fucking around
If anyone is curious what she says directly after this quote:
When one or the other of these thought patterns makes it hard to throw things away, we can’t see what we really need now, at this moment. We aren’t sure what would satisfy us or what we are looking for. As a result, we increase the number of unnecessary possessions, burying ourselves both physically and mentally in superfluous things.
The best way to find out what we really need is to get rid of what we don’t. Quests to faraway places or shopping sprees are no longer necessary. All you have to do is eliminate what you don’t need by confronting each of your possessions properly. The process of facing and selecting our possessions can be quite painful. It forces us to confront our imperfections and inadequacies and the foolish choices we made in the past.
Many times when confronting my past during the tidying process I have been so ashamed. My collection of scented erasers from primary school, the animation-related goods that I collected in junior high school, clothes I bought in high school when I was trying to act grown up but which didn’t suit me at all, handbags I bought even though I didn’t need them just because I liked the look of them in the shop.
The things we own are real. They exist here and now as a result of choices made in the past by no one other than ourselves. It is wrong to ignore them or to discard them indiscriminately as if denying the choices we made. This is why I am against both letting things pile up and dumping things without proper consideration. It is only when we face the things we own one by one and experience the emotions they evoke that we can truly appreciate our relationship with them.
There are three approaches we can take towards our possessions. Face them now, face them sometime, or avoid them until the day we die. The choice is ours. But I personally believe it is far better to face them now. If we acknowledge our attachment to the past and our fears for the future by honestly looking at our possessions, we will be able to see what is really important to us.
This process in turn helps us to identify our values and reduces doubt and confusion when making life decisions. If we can have confidence in our decisions and launch enthusiastically into action without any doubts holding us back, we will be able to achieve much more. In other words, the sooner we confront our possessions the better. If you are going to put your house in order, do it now.
IF MARIE KONDO HAD BEEN ANAKIN’S JEDI MASTER HE NEVER WOULD HAVE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE
Reblogging both for Star Wars and for genuine Kondo Advice™️
Bobby: how was texas
Eddie: so remember that time there was an earthquake and we lost Hen for like five hours? Like that but hotter
Bobby: what
Hen: also, remember how Buck has stolen our fire truck twice? Now he stole someone else's truck
Bobby: what
Buck:
Buck: there was a dog driving a car on fire
Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life.
Elrond misunderstands and is like tsk we must overcome our prejudices, Thranduilion 8-|
And then Legolas spends the entire quest like,
ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony here among elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elf among dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting
Im sorry but @significantfoliage you cannot leave this gem in the tags!
i love the silmarillion cause it starts with a group of deities chilling to lo-fi beats and it gets progressively more intense like at one point an elf literally fights off a werewolf with his teeth and it’s not even the most dramatic thing that happens
By far my favorite part of the 2009 movie was watching Zachary Quinto experience a microaggression in his mommy’s sweater
Din Djarin + chaotic single dad energy
