We tried not to walk too heavily

this is so fuckin funny

"B-but we're both girls!" [cutely beats you with a hammer]

dozens of tom cardy videos on this website but not the best one?

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river

*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

What if you happened to get hungry and I was there too? What then?

Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

Drift compatible.

clothes in washing machine

Parkour

High skill Smash players

Last 2 braincells

Schrödinger’s nightmare

a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

Gravity Fowls ,,,,,

Waddles

my children of the night¹…. what sweet music² they make ¹cicadas ²eeeeeeeeeeeee

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

yet another unrealistic standard for students

https://www.washingtonpost.com/books/2023/09/20/emily-wilson-iliad-translation-terms/

emily wilson making me happy :-)

"Verbal repetition is always a challenge for a translator," says Emily Wilson, the first woman to translate the Iliad into English. Who looked at the same text and same repeated verbal uses as all the male translators and asked a single question: "What if I don't think Helen of Troy is a slut bitch whore??? What if, like, I treated her with the same level of curiosity and respect as the other characters???"

Alternatively, picture Achilles like this:

Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

ah shit I just got Infomercialed

I opened a kitchen cabinet and there was a big open bag of spaghetti inside, and a waterfall of spaghetti gushed out, continuing for a comedically long period of time while I, for some reason, desperately tried to catch individual noodles instead of blocking the bag so more didn't come out.

has this ever happened to you? there's gotta be a better way! [picture suddenly changes from black & white to full colour] introducing the spaghetti dam

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song