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Oh Yeah, It's Gay Elf Time

@saltymaplesyrup

they/them, TES fanfic writer and lore enthusiast
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Happy birthday, fic :)

On this day five years ago, I posted the first-ever chapter of my fanfic - a moderately overambitious attempt at novelizing Skyrim through the lens of my Dragonborn, Saya.

Four years and four hundred thousand words later, on April 1st 2023, I uploaded the final chapter of what turned out to be just the first Act of her story - Aad Semblio Impera.

When I started out with this project I could not have even remotely imagined that it would become such a huge part of my life, how many new people I would get to meet, how many new friends I'd get to make, and how I would grow as a person throughout this writerly journey. Even now, I am still steadily rewriting the early chapters to bring them up to par, and work on Act 2 and 3 is well underway - and likely will be for years to come.

If you are not yet a reader, then I encourage you to check out this fic over on AO3 through this link, and share your thoughts in the comments.

And if you are already familiar with Saya and her exploits, then all I have to say is thank you for sticking with me through this journey, and I hope to see you again next time.

Cheers!

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vigilskeep

generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar

lying awake at night thinking abt how jowan escaped. jowan. one singular blood mage apprentice. who was jowan. he was in the middle of the tower. the whole thing was planned by the templars. they knew he was coming. they caught him. in the middle of the circle. and then he. and then he just. how can i even say this without laughing. how did he get across the fucking lake

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prokopetz

I don't think you understand how much self-control it takes not to reply to literally every post about a hypothetical scenario involving dragons with this image:

A comic frame of Grimsby from Disney's The Little Mermaid saying "imagine".
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oflights

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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charon-cries

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

people saying some variation to "oh no" in the notes of this post are very funny but at the same time. i wish you a very Feel Better

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

ROME. SENATOR OF ROME. ROMAN SENATOR OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC. ROME

I realize now that to most ppl outside my specific circle of classics fandom this is not in fact any less weird

Not less weird but significantly less worrying

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hell-alka

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

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me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character's fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd

[said with so much adoration in my heart it physically hurts] why would they say that. what do they mean by that. why would they do this❤️ [also said while knowing exactly why they'd do this and, in fact, having done hours of analysis into why they'd do this]

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