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the sudden influx of sdv fics im seeing from moots and just seeing in general is changing something within me .. do i dare attempt to write a shane fic that encapsulates the weariness of both his aging body and plummeting mental health on top of the recurring reminder of the deaths of his two best friends and how the guilt he has no reason to feel cripples him and how horribly ill-equipped he is to care for a child who he can’t look at without being reminded of them. hm.

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ok wait I can’t decide do I make it a sharvey fic or a shendall fic. CHOOSE .. swirling my hands in front of ur face .. CHOOSE ..

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must admit im a bit surprised by this turn of events. but what the crowd demands the crowd will receive. for who am i if not merely the hand which holds the pen, the paper which houses the words, the mouth which shapes the speech, the uttering which (my microphone cuts off)

#y’all r about to regret this decision#get ready to read about the most pathetic man in existence that even Shane is horrified#IM EXCITED#unfortunately im the kind of writer that likes to finish the entire thing before publishing#so it’ll take me a while#chitchat
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oh my god yall I cannot believe it’s 2016 again. group vomit session followed by group handholding session tonight in my bedroom who’s with me. turning my ao3 tab on private tonight bc she’s the only thing that’s gonna get me thru this 💕💕💕

#im speechless 😀#TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES#please continue to educate yourselves while we still have the chance 💕#cannot stress that enough#anyway everyone please gather around and hold my hand#the only thing that could possibly make this better is if i draw security Shane with his entire schlong hanging out#chitchat
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salt-n-salt

the sudden influx of sdv fics im seeing from moots and just seeing in general is changing something within me .. do i dare attempt to write a shane fic that encapsulates the weariness of both his aging body and plummeting mental health on top of the recurring reminder of the deaths of his two best friends and how the guilt he has no reason to feel cripples him and how horribly ill-equipped he is to care for a child who he can’t look at without being reminded of them. hm.

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ok wait I can’t decide do I make it a sharvey fic or a shendall fic. CHOOSE .. swirling my hands in front of ur face .. CHOOSE ..

#EITHER WOULD WORK ..#ill write both ships eventually (i think .. teehee ..) but idk where to start#call me curious george the way I’m so curious — (gunshot)#chitchat
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the sudden influx of sdv fics im seeing from moots and just seeing in general is changing something within me .. do i dare attempt to write a shane fic that encapsulates the weariness of both his aging body and plummeting mental health on top of the recurring reminder of the deaths of his two best friends and how the guilt he has no reason to feel cripples him and how horribly ill-equipped he is to care for a child who he can’t look at without being reminded of them. hm.

#I haven’t written anything since my like. 50k long devil judge fanfic that’s rotting in my notes app complete but unpublished#we won’t talk abt that#but recently I’ve been reading some life changing megop fabrics (shoutout astolat. u beast of a writer)#and like damn im really in need of a soul crushing Shane fic#allow me to steeple my fingers in deep contemplation for a while#chitchat
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crunchybeards asked:

Ahem. I have a simple request. A wee request. Is it perhaps, mayhaps even a slight possibility that you might have those itty bitty relationship format thing-a-majingers?

I'm....asking for a friend.

These ones.

And as a gift for having your time, have this drawing of Mullet Shane from my current WIP. He is shirtless and you are the only one that has this shirtless version of him. May he be useful on your quest🥺

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it is my duty to serve u 🧑‍🍳 AND U KNOW WHAT .. as we both know i was just ogling ur mullet shane post and i was like damn what’s a girl gotta do to see the rest of this drawing bc i just know his huge naturals are out. it would appear the naturals have been hand delivered to me with the grace of not two but three gazelles

#i have a dire need to see Apollo’s touch chart#this is very exciting for me#im saving that mullet shane btw and what im gonna do w it is no one’s business but mine 👩‍💼 business woman core#chitchat#it’s insane to me that u draw w a mouse btw#what’s it like being gods favorite
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ryliith asked:

Hey pookie!!

Saw this on Pinterest and instantly remembered you lmao

I don't know who the artist is but I'm sure as the sun that it's someone from tumblr 'cause who else would ??? 😂💀

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POOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE IVE MISSED YOUUUUUUUU 😫😫 saw this and squealed I love superman so much .. CLARK TAKE OFF THE BRA TOOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE

#that pic is so silly im saving that immediately#y’all simply aren’t ready for the beast I will become next summer when gunn superman comes out#im already sitting in the theater so patiently#HI RYLIITHHHHHHHHH I HOPE UR SO GOOD RN SMOOKIE 🥹🥹🥹🥹 MWA#chitchat
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i am once again drawing sagging shane boobs and tummy. im a one trick pony but damn if that pony can’t do that one trick good as hell

ALSO. if all goes well i think my comms should be up this weekend 😋 i think ill operate on vibes and not have a limited number of slots and just see what the demand is and go from there. economics .. business woman 👩‍💼

#we’re going completely shirtless on this one#y’all were rabid af for the shane cheeks. who is starving u people.#i intend to make this blog a thanksgiving feast for old man heaviness ..#ANYWHOOO 🫶#chitchat
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Anonymous asked:

Would you ever consider doing commissions?

im actually in the process of setting up comms rn!! i have a feeling my ipad won’t last much longer so i wanna pull some money together to afford a new one 😋 broke college student things 😋😋😋

ill start soft-launching comm info soon (within the next few weeks hopefully) once I figure out pricing/details 🫶 ty for the interest !! 💕💕💕

#comms r intimidating but we do what we gotta do 😔 MAMA NEEDS MONEY 😀#chances are it’ll be thru my kofi so ill do some research#chitchat
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Anonymous asked:

I showed my husband some of your Shane's cause I was kicking my feet and giggling and he said "looks like he smells", so I said well, yeah. And I think he's rethinking everything about the person he married.

MY SMELLY KING .. i will never strip him of his gross ass odor 😪 and honestly ur hubby had the correct reaction bc i genuinely left this note for myself during my time lapse bc i was shocked by how smelly i made him look

if i ever make a shane that looks like he doesn’t reek u have permission to gun me down

#if ur man doesn’t smell is he really ur man 🤨#like ur telling me a man that spends more time w chickens than people might NOT smell like pure ass#righttttt#it’s canon that kendall can sniff out when Shane’s crossed the boundary to his farm#SO cute that u showed ur hubby btw 😋#from now on i have to vet all my work thru him to make sure i made shane look smelly enough#chitchat#sdv shane
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