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all of my posts online can feel physical pain btw
cool! anyone else
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people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
subpoena
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having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now
leabe me alonne
Saw the girl I had the "weirdly codependent everyone thought we were dating but we weren't friendship in high school" today and unfortunately for me she is still hot as hell and I'm still in love with her
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Best RPF Ship - Round 5 Match 2
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on my knees praying dear snoopy, please let my mutuals and all the cool people get mcr tickets and please make it so the scalpers die and the people who were assholes at the barricade for all of the swarm tour get nothing thank yuo
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"if things got hard i wouldn't let my friend live with me it's hard to live with someone and it's exhausting " true but i would kill for my friend, to give them a place to stay in hardship would be nothing to me. because I'm not a pussy.
i could be living in a cardboard box and i still would make space for a friend
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based on 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 photoshoot of claudia schiffer & joseph gordon-levitt
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while
Boys who up smacking they rat?
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Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.
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The other thing about Beatles survival cannibalism is you have to take into consideration who each of them would want to eat first. George would want to eat Paul for being annoying and the meatiest obviously (a logical choice). Paul would pretend he doesn’t want to eat any of them but keep trying to subtly convince George to offer himself as sustenance so the rest of them can live (because he’s the youngest, you see, so that would make it fair). He’d start doing this waaaaayy before anyone needs to eat anyone by the way. They’d be there like two days and he’d be like “George, no one really relies on your existence, have you ever thought about that?” Ringo genuinely wouldn’t want to eat any of them, and would offer himself up to make them stop bickering about it but it would only make the bickering worse because they would immediately reject his offer and start arguing about how it’s not fair for them to eat Ringo just because George/Paul is being selfish. John would want to eat Paul in a gay way but he wouldn’t want to admit it so he’d go along with Paul’s plan to eat George, and George knowing he is outvoted would conspire with Ringo to just leave, and then John and Paul—well. See other cannibalism post for more details.
PAUL: I just think the fairest thing would be for SOMEONE 👁️👁️ to let us feed on them you know. Like if one of us maybe hasn’t lived as long as the rest of us, I think that’s the kind of thing to make it fair.
RINGO: I’ll do it.
PAUL: no, I’m not saying YOU have to do it.
GEORGE: yeah, Paul’s the fattest, so he should do it.
PAUL: well I dunno, I don’t think we can decide really until John comes back from his piss in the bushes.
JOHN, in the bushes: [furiously jerking off to the idea of biting into Paul’s thigh]
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
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The bbq at gerard’s house in 2017 is up there with 9/11 in terms of impact
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[on how the reunion happened] “It was a barbecue. We did an MCR barbecue in 2017 just to get the kids together, and we hadn’t seen each other for like…two years, something like that… And um, we just kinda hung out. We didn’t play any music, we didn’t do anything like that. We were just like, ‘Why don’t we hang out anymore?’ It just took some time, you know?
“And I think maybe a year later, we got the barbecue together again, and then we played some music. And it was really fun. And I probably have a phone recording of it, somewhere, just for us. No one will ever see. But that was the first time we played anything, and we played, like maybe five or six songs…just jamming. And I think our wives were there…it was in California, at Gee’s house.
“It was nerve-wracking, like, going into it. ‘Cause it’s like, we’re friends again, we’re in each others’ lives again, but we haven’t made notes, we haven’t made noise together. Like, that could change the dynamic. Do you want to sacrifice the good…what we have now..? And it just ended up being the best thing in the world, so we were like, “Oh, this is really awesome. We should do this. This is really fun to do.
“The two years of just…kinda talking and dancing around it, and then we really, I think, decided in 2019—if we were ever going to do it, we had to do it that year because that was the shot call. We did the reunion show, and then we were like, ‘This would be fun to do again and again, if we did it on our own terms.’ We’ve been really lucky to be able to do it the way we do it.”
—Frank Iero via One Life One Chance Podcast, 31 October 2022
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there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce
crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?
Let's try for neither. Take the texture and the flav
Oh wait that's soy milk. Rescind post.
