Folks, I hate to break it to you, but Hillary Clinton is a woman. This was clearly a major cause for concern during Saturday night’s debate when Martha Raddatz rather unsubtly suggested that Clinton would be emasculating her husband by relegating him to a role that traditionally requires the presidential spouse to “supervise the menus, the flowers, the holiday ornaments, and White House decor.” But now conservatives are falling all over themselves to make a big, honking deal out of the fact that Clinton took a longer bathroom break during the debate than her male colleagues did.
As Scott Eric Kaufman wrote earlier, Fox News covered Clinton’s speediness in urination as if it was literally the most important part of a debate that actually covered important topics, like foreign policy and health care reform. But their approach was positively mild compared to what other conservative news outlets decided to do with the fact that Clinton was briefly absent from her podium due to a slightly over-long bathroom break. The Daily Caller had a field day: