IF GOD WON’T SAVE YOU I WILL

uncle barry my beloved

[ID: a clip of the monster factory video "saving the avatar franchise with chimeraland." griffin moves the camera rhythmically around a hammerhead shark character that has been customized to have huge gills and a forehead spike.

justin: this is not my vision

griffin, singing: I'm still a shark. you can't hurt my eyes. try as you might, my eyes will never die. they will stay right there, even when you fuck up all the meat. I can not have my eyes taken from me.

he switches menus and immediately changes the distance between the eyes.

griffin: oh wait yeah I can.

justin stutters and they both laugh.

end ID.]

Tumblr please accept this video of Griffin McElroy I made with Say So by Doja Cat playing over it

Justin’s (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon

thoughts:

1) when she said “look! up on the bookshelf!” that was the clearest I’ve ever heard a 2yo speak in my damn life

2) “that was a great podcast we did” was fucking precious

3) that last little “we’re gonna punch the moooon!” somehow proves that even at 2, charlie mcelroy already had the mcelroy cadance, and i cannot handle it.

Travis: You know what I like to say with donuts?

Griffin: What?

Justin: I love you all dearly, very much, as my family? I would bury a bowie knife in any of your chests to eat french onion soup this instant second.

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here