⚜️A Saint Devoid of Patience⚜️

Ok, my main tag for important things/things that catch my eye is #Saint's Archives, which replaces my #tagging so I don't lose this tag, but not completely. There's still a bunch of things I haven't re-tagged from because I didn't have the attention span, so if you want to search for important stuff, keep those two tags in mind.

That said, any important posts will from now on be tagged #Saint's Archives. The important posts in question will be things like site workarounds for tumblr and other sites (such as search function workarounds because the search function is garbage here), helplines and hotlines for those who need it, totally not piracy of video games/movies/adobe softwares, computer tips (like how to disable that bitch Cortana to stop her using up your ram), a few funny things, and other stuff. I don't have individual tags for those at the moment because I'm bad at being tidy, at least on here.

And as always, if you want something tagged, whether you want to block it or visit it later, feel free to make a request and I'll do my best to tag them. Have fun!

New tag: #Support Artists. This tag will contain artists posting about their commissions. I recommend you check their bios or pinned posts to see if they're still open for commissions, as the posts i reblog may become outdated over time.

I'm slowly getting organized on here at least. If and when I make enough tags, I'll make another shorter post that lists them, and doesn't take up your dash. Or I might just do that anyway.

saw this polish ad with a cat so cute i have to paint him

no shirt no laptop version (wink wink) on kokotreon while my twitter AD is still in jail (sobs)

naughty @ patreon / cg set @ gumroad / commission info / carrd

Jason Todd has abs you could grate cheese on.

no i will not elaborate

”batman isnt emotional” he sobbed on the top of a building because he knew everyone in his city was safe

reddit is good sometimes actually

No, I promise, it's only for my prostate health really I do I totally promise!!!

This is on the same level of those dildos on wish labeled "back massagers".

And slightly below the level of those glass crack pipes that they sell under the name "oil burning lamps".

the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

Rwby fans: I would die~. Without regret I'd offer up my life~.

RWBY Volume 10 predictions

Voice cast: Shade and Beacon staff

Rowena Sunnybrook: Lani Minella (newcomer)

Thumbelina Peach: Colleen O’Shaughnessey (newcomer)

Ann Greene: Cindy Robinson (newcomer)

Harold Mulberry: Orion Acaba (newcomer)

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All for Lani to make an appearance in the RWBY voice cast, she's underappreciated

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—

i cant breathe

There was a reviewer or commenter who said "I always keep track of how many mistakes the protagonist makes and after three, I stop reading the story and never look back".

I think about that person pretty frequently. We read for our own enjoyment, and therefore there's no wrong way to read a book so long as you're enjoying yourself, but ... maybe I don't actually believe that. Maybe there are wrong ways to read a book, and this guy found one.

Listen, staning politicians is bad. We must remain critical of people in power.

However it is funny to watch Republicans act like this man is the devil incarnate.

This is democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz Gov. Of Minnesota. This man looks like if a capybara was a person. He looks like he'd pull over on the side of the road and help you change a flat tire. He looks like he'd offer you hot coco from his thermos if you were out ice fishing with him.

"Stanning politicians is bad. However, it's funny to watch Republicans act like the man who looks nice in photos is actually a politician who's done shitty things like all politicians."

This is one of the things I'm really sick of from Democrats, this way they have of saying "HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS PERSON IS BAD? LOOK AT THIS PIC OF THEM PETTING A DOGGO!"

They did this shit with Obama, like "Aww look at this Pic of him smiling with his family!" while the dude's drone program was wiping out 99 civilians for every 1 actual legitimate terrorist target in Rural Pakistan and Afghanistan. While his administration ran guns to Mexican Drug Cartels. After he'd had two US Citizens executed via drone without due process or judicial oversight. After he signed Habeas Corpus out of existence. Etc. Etc. Etc.

Like a bunch of toddlers having keys jangled in their faces, I swear. Harris and Walz are just the next occurrence of the same phenomenon.

This is National Socialist German Workers' Party Fuhrer Adolf Hitler of Germany. This man looks like if a capybara was a person. He looks like he'd pull over on the side of the road and help you change a flat tire. He looks like he'd offer you hot coco from his thermos if you were out ice fishing with him.

“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.

Fabulous tags. Incredible job, everyone.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

And it’s so confusing when you’re a child and no one tells you This Is A Thing and you have to wonder if it’s real or if you actually aren’t paying enough attention or maybe there is something wrong with your hearing (even if you regularly hear things that other people can’t).