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⚜️A Saint Devoid of Patience⚜️

@saintofpride201 / saintofpride201.tumblr.com

Having words and refusing to shut up since 2016. Expect some discourse.
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Ok, my main tag for important things/things that catch my eye is #Saint's Archives, which replaces my #tagging so I don't lose this tag, but not completely. There's still a bunch of things I haven't re-tagged from because I didn't have the attention span, so if you want to search for important stuff, keep those two tags in mind.

That said, any important posts will from now on be tagged #Saint's Archives. The important posts in question will be things like site workarounds for tumblr and other sites (such as search function workarounds because the search function is garbage here), helplines and hotlines for those who need it, totally not piracy of video games/movies/adobe softwares, computer tips (like how to disable that bitch Cortana to stop her using up your ram), a few funny things, and other stuff. I don't have individual tags for those at the moment because I'm bad at being tidy, at least on here.

And as always, if you want something tagged, whether you want to block it or visit it later, feel free to make a request and I'll do my best to tag them. Have fun!

New tag: #Support Artists. This tag will contain artists posting about their commissions. I recommend you check their bios or pinned posts to see if they're still open for commissions, as the posts i reblog may become outdated over time.

I'm slowly getting organized on here at least. If and when I make enough tags, I'll make another shorter post that lists them, and doesn't take up your dash. Or I might just do that anyway.

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So, I'm slightly out of it because i just took some prescribed cough meds with codeine in it, and i lost my glasses and was fixing to log onto tumblr to ask yall if yall knew where my goddamn glasses were.

Doesnt help I'm running on 4 hours of sleep. But i mainly blame the cough meds.

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Upgrade your style with this versatile leather belt pouch bag. Perfect for biking, festivals, or everyday wear, this multi-functional hip bag doubles as a utility belt, thigh bag, waist bag, and hip holster. Crafted for convenience and designed with a unique edge, it's the perfect gift for her.

I love it.

Things Von Lycaon would say

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madame-helen

Neil Cuckman has a fucking problem with women.

Sorry for hijacking your post, but the other thing that stands out to me about this comparison is that i can instantly get an idea of the different personalities for each of Hennig's characters, while I struggle to do the same for Druckman's.

Druckman's certainly look more realistic, in the sense that they look exactly like someone I might walk past on the street, but characters are not people. A character with little to no discerning visual features is difficult to connect with, regardless of style or genre.

Also, Hennig's boasts more variety: older, younger, supernatural, adventurous, elegant, tomboyish - while I could almost mistake Druckman's for all being the same girl, just with different hairstyles and tank tops.

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I fucking hate when you google some shit like "How to improve performance in video game" and then all Google gives you is a handful of shit-ass Games Journalist articles that somehow take like seven paragraphs that are all just like like "In order to improve performance in Video Game, go into "Settings" and set your Settings to Low"

Like fucking come on man what kind of sand-filled rock skull do you think I have? You think I'd be googling this if I hadn't already done that? Do you think I was born yesterday? You think I'm gonna alt+tab outta my shit, wait for Firefox to load, and then fucking Google how to improve my performance without checking my settings first? Do you think I'm fucking ten years old? Do you think I have no brain at all? Come the fuck on man

It always pisses me off too especially because of how annoying they are, when I google "how improve performance video game" I want an article thats like

"How To Improve Performance In Video Game:

STEP ONE: go rooting around in your game files and into this specific file (Program Files(x86)>Steam>Steamapps>VideoGame>279>Values>460>FrameRateProblemCauser) and set the value to 8. This will usually fix the framerate issues on its own, but steps 2-10 will help if you're still having trouble."

But no that shits always like

"(Banner ad)

How to improve performance in Video Game

Performance in Video Game is important!

(Screenshot from Video Game)

Video Game is one of the most popular games gamers are gaming right now, made by Game Developer and published through Game Publisher. Many people all over the world are playing Video Game with their friends and having a great time with Video Game's many unique features, such as its prized Mechanic System and System Mechanic.

(Ad)

But some players maybe like you can't enjoy Video Game's many features because their computers are put together with slabs of crudely hewn rock and string, what do they do? How can they enjoy Video Game's many popular features and start playing Video Game at a smooth and silky 457800fps like the rest of us? The answer may surprise you!

(Ad)

Game Developer was founded in 1987 by Some Guy and was originally called Game Studio before renaming themselves in 2001 to Game Developer following Some Guy's departure from the company, naming Some Other Guy as CEO before he left. Since then, Game Developer has made many amazing games such as Old Game, Cult Classic Game, Popular Game, Game, Game 2, and of course, Video Game.

However, Video Game has met with some controversy lately, as the dirt-covered mud peasants of the gaming community can't seem to run the game at 457800fps! But fear not, slop-dwellers, we at Gaming Website have a solution!

(Ad)

(Second ad)

While playing Video Game, open the Menu by hitting start and go into 'Settings'. Then, change your Settings to low.

(Ad)

And that's how you do it! You don't have to thank us, (though we certainly deserve it,) you're now free to enjoy Video Game with all your friends worldwide! Remember to share this article with your friends!"

Sadly, this just means that video game websites are copying recipe websites.

You forgot the subscript at the bottom that's essentially saying what the game is and who it's made by again.

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suispiria

people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

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i-3at-s0ap

The way some people looked at this song and went "omg yeah! i AM just a girl!" With no other consideration is fucking wild to me

-Zombie as a halloween song

-Born In The USA as a patriotic song

-whatever the fuck is going on here

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catbountry

"Better Man" by Pearl Jam being used to propose to girlfriends.

"Every Breath You Take" by The Police being used at weddings.

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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

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soyeahso

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

NOT THE JALLPAPER

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