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oh, yes... there will be blood

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call me Estelle. mid-twenties, they/it (TERFS DNI, minors also dni). writer, goth and unrepentant drama llama. / I would eat his heart in the marketplace. / you can also find me at @angels-to-others
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when things get stressful, I start to write. that means I wrote a whole darn intro chapter for a new AU today. enjoy.

Peter Strahm is a mob enforcer who can never reveal that he's an undercover cop working to topple the organization. Mark Hoffman is the heir to John Kramer's empire of crime who can never reveal that he's gay. Together, they are gasoline and a lit match, just waiting to meet.
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part 2 of my new six-part Hoffstrahm fluff trope series is live! this one is a sickfic, and if you think a sickfic with these two would be unhinged as hell, you'd be extremely correct <3

Following a disastrous encounter during his pursuit of Mark Hoffman, Agent Strahm catches a cold. Hoffman drops by for a visit, then decides to take Strahm captive until he feels better. As one does.
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welp. the promised update on my longform WIP is coming soon, but until then, have a oneshot that's the first in a planned six-part series. this one has Hoffstrahm huddling for warmth! kind of!

Peter Strahm is not a stupid man. He knows that following Mark Hoffman alone to an abandoned building is a bad idea. He ends up doing it anyway... then he has to deal with the consequences.
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good Lord, it took me forever to get here, but my psychic!Strahm fic is finally finished!! thank you if you've read any of this monstrosity so far and I hope you'll enjoy the finale. warning: this fic has an Explicit rating for a reason, minors kindly dni

This tape, this coffin are the tangible proof he's been looking for. Hoffman is using Jigsaw's method, trying to kill him without hiding his intent... but Peter tries to think of the man who had set up this trap and can only see someone else. It's a younger Mark, with sharper edges to his face and body, softer in some other ways, less menacing; the man who hadn't been corrupted by revenge and by his own brutality yet. His face is still showing through the features of the Hoffman Peter actually knows, like a fucked-up optical illusion. Is Peter seeing that man or just imagining him? Does that matter? Hoffman is close enough now that his footsteps are audible outside; no matter how softly and cautiously he's walking, a body like his wasn't made for sneaking around. Peter curses himself as he steps behind the room's thick metal door, not a second too soon.
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welp. we're back, I guess. turns out I'm very much not the first one to have the idea for a psychic!Strahm fic, but... I hope this is a fun read at least?

Special Agent Peter Strahm has a secret extra ability to aid him in his investigations, which no one else knows about. When he meets Detective Mark Hoffman for the first time, this ability lets him know right away that some unknown danger is lurking between the two of them. Soon enough… Peter finds out exactly what's so dangerous about Hoffman.
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so I was looking through some of my older fics while I'm working on my current one, and found one that had been sitting unfinished for a while. if you read and enjoyed my old fic 'strangelove (that's how my love goes)', this is a slightly rewritten and completed version of that. (I always wanted to either finish the old WIP or just take it off my AO3 because I was very unhappy with it, and unhappy with the thought of leaving it unfinished, too. I ended up going with both.) warnings: it's rated Explicit, minors kindly DNI

Despite knowing that it's a very bad idea to get entangled with the FBI agent here to investigate his crimes, Mark Hoffman is irresistibly drawn to Agent Strahm. When he decides to act on that attraction, though, he realizes that he wants a different dynamic than what Strahm could offer him... and he gets a little lost trying to figure out what that dynamic could be.
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chapter 8 of my Hoffstrahm hardboiled mystery AU just went live! I said I'd be quieter in the Saw fandom from now on, but I'm planning on finishing this fic soon and I want to thank the readers who have been along for the ride so far. if you enjoyed what you read, feel free to let me know what you think <3

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so! I decided to write a Hoffstrahm noir AU a while ago, but then I had a lot of doubts about being able to do the concept justice. it's not my place to judge if I could do it, but reader reactions to this fic really warmed my heart. <3 I ended up posting the newest update yesterday after almost a month's break from this story, so I figured I'd share the whole thing here now that we're back in business!

Peter Strahm has seen it all... or so he thinks. After leaving the police to work as a private investigator with his secretary and unofficial partner Lindsey Perez, he has settled into a cynical routine of handling petty crimes for a living. But when their latest client, Amanda Young, asks for their help to clear her name in an infamous murder case, Peter finds himself having to solve a mystery that goes much deeper than it seemed. Then there's the problem of the way-too-attractive Detective Mark Hoffman, who has a secret hold over Peter that neither of them can acknowledge. Hoffman seems to have a strange interest in interfering with Peter's business, and when they start clashing over the Jigsaw case, it leads them both to a place they might not return from.
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so! I wrote this a while ago, but it's close to reaching 300 kudos, which honestly amazes me and I'm so grateful. I guess it's sort of my magnum opus (at any rate, it's my most popular fic), so I suppose I could share it here?

Three times Strahm and Hoffman accidentally get stuck together in tight spaces, and one time they do it on purpose.
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before I go on a fic hiatus for a while to let my writing brain rest, here's a little something. this is absolutely nothing new when it comes to Hoffstrahm fic tropes, but I had to try my hand at writing a softer take on these two just once. it was my fic writing duty. I don't make the rules. enjoy?

To take a break from the Jigsaw case, Agent Strahm spends a truly unpleasant evening drinking with Detective Hoffman and his colleagues... and he doesn't expect Hoffman to offer him a lift home. Nor does he expect anything that happens after he accepts.
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well. I know for a fact I'm gonna regret clicking 'post' on this the second I do it but uh. enjoy?? this is the latest Coffinshipping fic I've written (I have a few and I have very mixed feelings about most of them, but I don't dislike this one so far). warning: mind the tags, it's rated Explicit, minors kindly dni

Agent Strahm finds Jigsaw's lair after an exhausting investigation, but he arrives too late: the only person he's able to save is Detective Hoffman, who he finds tied to a chair and waiting for rescue. As Strahm keeps returning the memory later, he starts to get a feeling that something was very wrong with that situation... and he has a harder and harder time avoiding the uncomfortable realizations it's stirring up inside him.
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