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oh, yes... there will be blood

@saintofdaggers / saintofdaggers.tumblr.com

call me Estelle. mid-twenties, they/it (TERFS DNI, minors also dni). writer, goth and unrepentant drama llama. / I would eat his heart in the marketplace. / you can also find me at @angels-to-others
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flamejob

posters for the saw blood drives, 2004-2017

the saw blood drive began in 2004 as a marketing tool for the first film, but after receiving a significant amount of donations, the crew decided to continue the tradition of giving a pint of blood in exchange for a free ticket to see the new film. lionsgate partnered with the american red cross to help save an estimated 360,000 lives; as of the saw vi campaign in 2009, 120,000 pints of blood have been donated.
in 2017 with the release of jigsaw, the campaign decided to focus on the restrictive nature of blood donation rules for LGBT+ individuals and featured many LGBT+ models as the "saw nurses" of the new campaign. the jigsaw "all types welcome" blood drive encouraged fans of any gender or sexuality to donate blood and fought back against discriminatory practices by the FDA.
#saw tag#I love this
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selvesdiscovered

joke’s on darcy, lizzie happens to be besties with mrs collins so do you know what that means? visits. do you know who mrs collins will inevitably bring WITH her???

mr collins. buckle in for some one-sided conversations on the grandeur of pemberley and how there is but one estate only marginally finer, he thinks you will no doubt agree, which can only be, of course, rosing’s park, which can be viewed by his own very humble abode

they’ll all have their dinner and the women will retreat to another room and darcy will stare very, very imploringly to his wife to please, stay. like, please. this man doesn’t shut up. surely you want to talk to him. let’s tag team. please lizzie. he will ask of nothing from you for an entire fortnight if you please actually stay in the same room so mr collins will have SOMEWHERE ELSE to direct his onslaught of ass kissing. lizzie. lizzie.

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ralkana

This is why the Bingleys and the Collinses are invited at the same time.

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oft-goes-awry

Meanwhile Lizzie, Jane, and Charlotte are in the parlor, placing bets on how long before Darcy cracks, practically CHUGS his port, and bolts, “WHO WANTS TEA?!?!?!? LET’S JOIN THE LADIES AND HAVE TEA!!!!!!”

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marzipanandminutiae

Darcy at the table counting down the 45-ish minutes until it’s socially acceptable to retreat to the drawing room

#lit tag#LMAO#I love this
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godlizzza
saintofdaggers asked:

hello ma'am, I would humbly offer you a fic prompt :3 how about Dan running late for a class, and colliding with Herbert as he tries to make it there? (it could be at Miskatonic or in a teen AU, I'll leave that up to you)

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Herbert couldn't shake the voice of his nanny as he raced through the halls of Miskatonic University.

"No running inside! You'll trip and break your nose."

She had attributed this premonition to a combination of Herbert's general gracelessness and the lack of grip on his dress shoes' soles. Regardless, Herbert had continued to scurry about indoors all throughout his twenty-four years of life, broken nose free, and he wasn't about to stop now. Especially not when he was running late to class.

#reanimator#I LOVE THIS
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