the mold in the avengers' shower

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

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i’ve always been a faithful man

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

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Guys this is real now

Manifesting All the Sams to show up too. Colin Ford + every single child actor + Jared

kripke only makes and is interessted in one kind of story and that is dads and brothers. just dads and brothers. everything makes sense once you look at it through this lens.

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so is thing from the addams family the ghost of someone whose hand got cut off, or a hand-shaped monster?

oh i know the actual explanation to this! so if you look through the original charles addams cartoons, pretty soon you’ll find a random guy in the background, just watching the family

so originally that was thing, he was just like a guy that nobody interacted with or acknowledged.

but when the 60s show was trying to adapt things, they figured since you already don’t see much of the thing, why not see even less of him, and have him just be a hand that can pop out of boxes, now they don’t need to have another regular cast member, they can just get ted cassidy to do it. but the implication was supposed to be that there was more of the thing you just weren’t seeing.

anyways then the whole disembodied hand thing became very recognizable, so by the time the 90s movies rolled around thing was known not for being a guy we see only the hands of, but a guy who is only a hand

so technically there was originally more of the thing that he was connected to and later removed from, but i think in later media they just go with the idea that he was always a hand

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i love girls with no ‘maternal warmth’. girls who are affectionate in awkward ways. girls who are not ‘caregivers’ so much as care needers. girls who mean well but come across as assholes. girls who don’t mean well. girls who cry a lot but it isn’t ‘cute’ it’s just annoying. girls who aren’t always the most beautiful one in the room. girls who are obnoxious. girls who kind of suck but u can’t help but love them bc they really are just trying,

I see y’all saying “Sam and Bucky will attend pride parade the year they get canon!”

But y’all...

Sam already did, AS Captain America

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your moma so museum she is of modern art

Florence Welch really made a whole album for mentally ill, lonely women in their late 20s-30s who have commitment issues, feel like spectators in their own lives, and struggle to fit into any traditional mold of femininity huh?

What ?

dracula queefed whats not to get