Jesus fuck, people. Tag your shit accordingly or else I’m forced to see shit I’ve blocked 😑
For fucks sake. Don’t pop others’ delulu bubbles, it’s not nice.
Gonna go to sleep but before that I just gotta tell the needy fangirls who keep whining about how Karlach and Astarion have a unique kiss to - you guessed it - go suck a fuck. Then sit on it.
Karlach has the second least amount of content and scene hours in the game. Stop trying to hoard the little we get for her that’s special.
I hope you kick a corner and hurt your little toe or whatever. 🙄
(Not you, follower. I appreciate you - in this house we value our few Karlach treats 🖤)
Honestly. It comes to a point where I have to ask if it isn’t more affirming to draw/headcanon Shadowheart fat and hairy.
If your argument is that Karlach “fits the profile” for being tall and muscular… I’ve got nothing to say to you. 🙄
Okay, I have to say it “out loud”.
Many people around here complaining/stating that Astarion can date women because he’s not gay, he’s pan - all the while forcing the narrative that Karlach is a lesbian and mocking straight men that are into her.
Guys. No. How about we stop.
If their orientation was set in stone, they wouldn’t be dateable in game depending on your gender. THAT is fucking canon, so let’s all chill and enjoy the possibilities.