instead of callin it going down on someone just call it an australian kiss
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fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*
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humanseoul
i like sweet boys who are tall and have warm hearts
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“i’m chilling”, i say as i’m obviously and visibly spiraling out of control,
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Date a boy who pulls you closer when he’s sleeping
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Millenial: “Don’t say g*psy or r*tard. They are slurs, just like the n-word, which you also shouldn’t say.”
Boomer: “More PC crap? They are not slurs you are just a snowflake.”
Gen Z: “Okay Boomer.”
Boomer: “SLUR! That’s a slur and you can’t say that!”
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October 31st
Rip James and Lily Potter who on this day 36 years ago crashed their car into a crocodile which ate them and then took out a knife and gave harry this scar
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u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
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i’M SICK OF SUMMER AND THIS WAITING AROUND
Man it’s September so I’m skipping this town
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i gotta say, one of my favorite things is very mildly overstimulating someone after they’ve just cum, solely to see the face that they make
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the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
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tsunamiwavesurfing
shoutout to peach ice tea
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wayne-wright-owns-my-heart
Oregon (US), also known as Oregap, Oreshit, Oregound, Oregask, Oregate, Oregoon, and Wisconsin™️.
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Anonymous asked:
What is your sexual orientation?
i like boys but they make me wish i didn’t
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anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church
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humorstar
It Is Wintertime
bug: hi
me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.