instead of callin it going down on someone just call it an australian kiss

he gives me so much praise at night “jeanie you’re so smart, funny, kind; you make me feel at home and safe; i love your eyes, nose, lips, giggles, ur softness and shyness; you make me more open and funny and wild” and im just sitting on top of him like :’)

i only met him 10 days ago and we aren’t in love yet but I can definitely see myself falling in love with someone like him

I caught ~~~~feelings~~~~~

@ the cute boy I met: idk if I wanna squish his cheeks or ask politely if we can make out

dam s2 finale rly gave me a splitting headache!!!! if there’s no s3 ill scream

10 years ago I would go into my parents room and sleep in their bed, waiting for them to come home. Now I go to bed before they even come home from work and even if i am still awake, I won’t go downstairs. My parents and I don’t have an amazing relationship clearly, but it’s not a bad one either. A part of me is definitely avoiding them and i don’t even know why. It’s just kinda sad how things change as you get older and sad to realize it too

*when Easter is also April Fools’ Day*

Jesus: SIKE im back and im better fools

look at this grAAaaAph.... every time I do it makes me laugh

I love my family members but it's like the older I am, the harder it is to respect them because when you're little you only see the good things

hi I'm back from the dead but bet no one realized because I'm not famous lmao idk tumblr just doesn't mean as much to me compared to 2-3 years ago but it's thanksgiving break so I'm here now!!

hugh dancy in the sleeping dictionary. im crying pls go google this i have come back to tumblr just to cry over his beautiful face

the most iconic television memory i have from my childhood is nick cannon telling the difference between dromedary and dramedy on Nickelodeon :)

im about to

Never Undergo Tractor-riding

can u decipher these secret codes????

iguana apparatus butternut crocodile toasty laryngitis

hey You! yes you! moisturize your body and stay in school!!