Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Happy birthday to none pizza left beef

ok.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

happy (late) birthday to none pizza left beef !!

My favorite thing about Tumblr is just how easy and real the possibility is of finding HUGELY popular posts by just randomly scrolling. I constantly think of this one

you people keep posting those goth space lesbian necromancers and i keep thinking theyre gamzee makara

You say that as if Gamzee isn’t a goth space lesbian necromancer

yknow what? ill let you have that. who is to say he isnt.

*gestures wildly at the serendipity gospels* as if harrowhark nonagesimus and gideon nav weren’t EXACTLY what would happen if you put gamzee makara and terezi pyrope in a blender

gideon: i was friendzoned

harrow, intensely jealous: by who.

i hope alecto goes into so much detail regarding first and second gen lyctors and their relationships. i would read a whole book about just them. how did they all get along immediately post-resurrection? what inspired them to found each of their houses? how did it feel when the first pair ascended? what did augustine experience when he killed and ate his brother? why did mercy kill cristabel? what really happened with anastasia and samael? what about the ones we don't know much about - ulysses and titania, cyrus and valancy, casseiopeia and nigella? did the first generation even try to stop the second from ascending? how much did they each individually hate john? frankly i could watch a 20 season reality tv show about the 10,000 years the lyctors spent together on the mithraeum but barring that i will DEVOUR whatever tazmuir decides to give us about them in atn

thinking about her (the ghost barbie from the 2012 haunted beauty series)...

Okay, but this entire collection slaps.

those 2013 rapunzel edits where they photoshopped her to be punk or whatever but instead it makes her look like ianthe

ah fuck. just realized how much of nona takes place while literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter

gideon really said "i hate harrow so much. her face is so stupid. she's got this indentation above her lip that gives her a cupid's bow. i can tell exactly when she smiles and it's unsettling and also captivating. her eyes are black holes. i cannot stop looking at her" and thought that was just how this whole rivals thing was supposed to work

Tor sent out the full Nona the Ninth Poem today!