Christ Wins in the End

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

I think every american home needs to be bombed, I'm talking missiles, I'm talking carpet bombing from airplanes, I'm talking a few nukes, but especially op and everyone in the notes here agreeing

Hmmm alright Third party voter. Tell me how you going to do it by *checks notes* respecting the ecology ?

Actually I voted for Joe Biden but that's a moot point cause I'm not a us citizen so I did it illegal style

You do know he dropped out and you were supposed to vote for Harris right ?

I voted for the highest bidder buddy maybe she should've forked over more of that billion dollars in campaign funds if she wanted a couple tens of thousands of extra votes from me

So you admit she should have to paid you...To vote for her...The lesser of two evils ? I mean sure buddy.

I'm a principled voter, that principle is money, at least a dollar per vote

Hk is coming back to the states, but don't forget they still hate you.

Please elaborate, I thought they were getting g heat for stopping shipments to Israel.

They launched HK USA to sell more to US civilians, but you still suck and they hate you.

Don't forget government contracts get the 416 for under $700 a unit

If I was a baker and you ask for a dozen I'm making 13 cause fuck 12

Yeah that tracks

However,

does anyone want to see the pig gourds

this rocks man

Canary in the coal mine.

Her in the bathroom

anyway my hot take is that the modern night-of live reporting model is bad and probably should be illegal. democracy is not a spectator sport and the fact that news outlets are allowed to exploit partial vote counts for ratings is ghoulish. there is nothing you can learn the night of a major election that has greater value than waiting the several days to a week that it will take, and always has taken, for the final vote totals to be established

Every other country can tell you the results the same evening. America is the only country where they drag it out for days

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue