cats r fuckin great

"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

adhd moment

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

stop lmfaoo

biology of a stapler

some more speculative staplings

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick

Incredible..

You can't be talking like that, statics homework

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

Dinner's ready :)

When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon

new contender for best community note of all time