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[Hellsing] Female Fans' Round-Table Discussion

A 6-page interview from the 2012 Hellsing Official Guidebook, featuring five grown-ass women chatting about Hellsing in a casual discussion format and translated into English for the first time ever by yours truly.

Honestly this was way more entertaining to read than I thought it would be. It’s also really funny seeing this super-casual discussion printed in the book right alongside Hirano's—-oh who am i kidding, this is 10x more professional and less deranged than whatever goes on in Hirano’s interviews.

Anyway, without further ado...

Does Hellsing have little to no female fans? Nay! Assembled before you are five women with an undying love for the series. Let’s see their passion for this work show itself as they butt heads!

Is the female fanbase just hiding itself or what?

Moderator: Now then, everyone, let’s start off with introductions.

Ms. T: I am Ms. T. I’ve been walking the path of an otaku since middle school, and it’s already been ● years since then. How do I put this, all of you seem like fairly normal people…

Everyone: Oh no—rest assured we are all otaku as well. (laughter)

Ms T: Oh, really? (laughs) Anyway, I’ve continued to love manga for all this time. Thank you for having me.

Ms J: I’m Ms J. I was already at a decent age when Hellsing began serialization, but to create something so enticing—as expected of Hirano-sensei! (laughs). This is the kind of manga I’d better buy and collect, I thought.

Ms A: Out of today’s gathering, I’m probably the one who became an otaku at the oldest age. (laughs) My friend told me, “Hellsing is a manga that really crazy people read”, so at first I couldn’t get around to starting it. But around the time volume 8 came out, I binge-read it, and it was so interesting that I couldn’t help but get obsessed.

Ms R: I’m probably the youngster in this group. By the time Hellsing started serialization, I was just entering middle school. [T/N: That makes her 27 at the time of this interview.]

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“Oh, they’d only slow me down if I brought them along,” says Alucard; meanwhile Pip singlehandedly takes down all the corrupt government officials leaving zero witnesses, effortlessly hijacks a news helicopter, and airlifts Alucard and Seras out of there before the hotel is overrun by local law enforcement

He was so damn pleased with himself too. Even called Integra later and asked her to rate it from 1 to 10

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watching hellsing

14 y/o me: i don’t even know what’s going on half the time besides guns, nazis, anime catholicism and shock factor gore. why is literally everyone in a trenchcoat and gloves. alucard is the only character that remotely stands out and he’s MIA for three whole episodes

20 y/o me: to be fair, you have to have an extremely open mind to realize that hellsing is actually a self-aware tragicomedy about suffering, redemption, and the unfailing power of the human spirit. a triumph. god bless this big dysfunctional happy family

idk why this post is gaining traction again but this is so funny to me

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Nine five ?? people I’d like to get to know better

Tagged by @lesmismignon!! Thank you for tagging me :DD

🎶 Last song I listened to: itaino itaino tondeike by tooboe. (I have no music taste and just listen to whatever interesting-looking mv youtube recommends me)

📺 Currently watching: Nothing currently, but the last thing I watched was Dungeon Meshi. (before that it was the Genazo movie. and Smiling Friends lol)

I read more manga and the monthlies I’m keeping up with are Dai Dark and Jojolands (so good)

🌶️ Sweet/Savory/Spicy?: Sweet 100%! except for baked goods, I prefer those not-so-sweet

❤️ Relationship status: "..."

🤩 Current obsession: Hellsing and Kirby are my current and longest-running obsessions

Tagging @kradeelav, @cry-ptidd and anyone else who wants to do this! I don't know very many people but i'd love to see what everyone's been watching/into lately :o

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A little interaction that happened on twitter yesterday:

A large anime account (toarutoa) posted the following image set of "Anime adaptations that angered their original creators", including a screenshot of Hellsing (OVA) with the subtitle "<Author: I sold the DVDs I was gifted on Mandarake>[popular secondhand shop]".

Hirano saw the tweet and made the passive-aggressive reply, "I wonder what the value of an anime twitter account that can't even distinguish between an OVA and TV series is."

(Apparently the comment about Mandarake was something Hirano actually said about the TV series back in the day, which he was known for being extremely critical of. Some of his other comments included "It's a waste of Nachi Nozawa" [Anderson's VA in the TV version and Hirano's dream casting for the character] and "There's no point in staying up late on Wednesdays.")

The OP ended up deleting their post a few hours later, but Hirano tweeted a follow-up:

lmao exactly

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A little interaction that happened on twitter yesterday:

A large anime account (toarutoa) posted the following image set of "Anime adaptations that angered their original creators", including a screenshot of Hellsing (OVA) with the subtitle "<Author: I sold the DVDs I was gifted on Mandarake>[popular secondhand shop]".

Hirano saw the tweet and made the passive-aggressive reply, "I wonder what the value of an anime twitter account that can't even distinguish between an OVA and TV series is."

(Apparently the comment about Mandarake was something Hirano actually said about the TV series back in the day, which he was known for being extremely critical of. Some of his other comments included "It's a waste of Nachi Nozawa" [Anderson's VA in the TV version and Hirano's dream casting for the character] and "There's no point in staying up late on Wednesdays.")

The OP ended up deleting their post a few hours later, but Hirano tweeted a follow-up:

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