Eddie: THIS. IS. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. A. COSTUME. PARTY
Richie: I know, I dressed up.
Eddie: [looking Richie Up and Down] Okay, what did you dress up as?
Richie: Your future boyfriend
Eddie:...
Richie:....
Eddie:....
Richie: [intense eyebrow wriggling]
Eddie: I don't want you to think that Richie and I are dating, because we're not. That was purely accidental intercourse.
Mike: You had intercourse, accidentally? What were you trying to do, Eddie?
Eddie: Return his Calculus notes
Mike: And what? Your pants fell off?
Zack: Did it hurt when you fell?
Trini: From heaven? No, I'm not giving you my numbe-
Zack: No, I mean when you fell out of Billy's van. I saw you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the pavement for about ten minutes
Trini:
Zack:
Zack: We all saw that
Trini: Look, I'm really sorry, Jason. Let me make it up to you
Trini: *pulls him into a hug*
Jason: Wow, thanks. This really means a lot.
Trini: No problem
*several hours later*
Jason: Where the fuck is my wallet?
Kim: I'm cold
Trini: Here, take my jacket
Billy: I'm also cold
Jason: What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but I guess you didn't hear me and now *piling scarves onto Billy* I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking Zack's hat* how long have been cold you should've said something
Billy: *is flustered and warm*
Jason: Here, take a couple of these *bundles Billy in some big puffy jackets* and some of this *gives him a bunch of those little heating packets* honestly I can't having you getting frostbite or something so here *stuffs some pillows into Billy's jacket*
Billy: Umm Jason I-
Jason: Drink this too *suddenly produces a Yeti of hot soup* and here have this too *gives him a few more pairs of super thick and wooly sweats*
Billy: *is so equipped with stuff by this point that he can barely waddle, is now a round ball of wool and sweaters and sweats* Jason this is a lot
Jason: ONE MORE THING to make SURE you're warm
Billy: Jason please-
Jason: *smiles at him and gently kisses his cheek*
Billy: *a flustered mess* I suppose that last one was nice
Trini:.....
Kim:...
Trini: Yeah, I'm not that extra so..
Kim: Thank god!
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Trini: Once in Kindergarten, I had a crush on this girl. So I bought her a bag of candy
Jason: Aww, that's sweet Trin
Trini: Yeah, until I saw her underneath the tree on the playground. I threw the bag at her and ran away as fast as I could
Jason:....
Billy:
Kim: THAT WAS YOU?!?!?!
Kim: Still Short, I see.
Trini: Still pretending you're not hopelessly in love with me, I see