Eddie: THIS. IS. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. A. COSTUME. PARTY
Richie: I know, I dressed up.
Eddie: [looking Richie Up and Down] Okay, what did you dress up as?
Richie: Your future boyfriend
Eddie:...
Richie:....
Eddie:....
Richie: [intense eyebrow wriggling]
Eddie: I don't want you to think that Richie and I are dating, because we're not. That was purely accidental intercourse.
Mike: You had intercourse, accidentally? What were you trying to do, Eddie?
Eddie: Return his Calculus notes
Mike: And what? Your pants fell off?
Eddie: See, Richie, the way the whole boyfriend think works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Richie: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Eddie: Like....what's your favorite color?
Richie: Now you've crossed the line
Richie: Well, the rest of the world isn't in love with Eds
Eddie: Don't call me-wait, You're in love with me?
Richie: Unless you're not in love with me. Then I take it back, because, you know....I'm cool