Therapist: Would you say you’re independent?
Dick: *looks at Kori*
Kori: *nods*
Dick: I’d say so, yes.
Eddie: THIS. IS. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. A. COSTUME. PARTY
Richie: I know, I dressed up.
Eddie: [looking Richie Up and Down] Okay, what did you dress up as?
Richie: Your future boyfriend
Eddie:...
Richie:....
Eddie:....
Richie: [intense eyebrow wriggling]
Richie: You can't lose an argument if you end it with 'shut up nerd'
Stan: Yes you can
Richie: Shut up, nerd.
Bev: Hey, what did Richie tell you earlier? It looked really intense.
Eddie: He just told me to be careful
Bev: He really seems to worry about you a lot.
Eddie: We're friends, and friends look after each other.
Bev: Right. I mean, it's for sure more than that. But hey, E for Effort
Eddie: I don't want you to think that Richie and I are dating, because we're not. That was purely accidental intercourse.
Mike: You had intercourse, accidentally? What were you trying to do, Eddie?
Eddie: Return his Calculus notes
Mike: And what? Your pants fell off?
Bev: Ben
Ben: Bev
Eddie: Richie
Richie: Eddie
Stan: Mike
Mike: Stan
Bill: Bill
Ben: You just said your own name Bill?
Bill: It was the only one left!
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[The Losers see Stan and Mike holding hands]
Bev: So who finally confessed?
Stan: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
Mike: Short and sweet?
Mike: You yelled "Listen here you beautiful farm boy, I have fucking feelings for you and Ben told me that they're mutual and I really just wanna cuddle so can you please just bring your warm chest and strong arms out here and love me." While you were drunk in the front of my house at 1 a.m. last night.
Bev: Who is the more clingy one?
Richie, one hand playing with Eddie's hair affectionately, after placing a soft kiss on Eddie's cheeks while his other arm is wrapped around his waist: Eds, obviously
Eddie: (sarcastically) Oh, have I told you how attractive you are Richie?
Richie: No, but I'd be glad to hear it Eds.
Ben: He told me you were cute
Eddie: (panicking a little) What, no I didn't.
Ben: Uh yeah you did, I remember because you told me not to say it in front of Richie
Richie: Did it hurt when you fell?
Stan: From heaven? No Richie, I am not going to give you my mom's n-
Richie: No, I mean when you fell out of your dad's car. I saw you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the pavement for about ten minutes.
Stan:
Richie:
Richie: We all saw that.
Jason: Keep an eye on Zack, he's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched
Trini: sure, I'd love to see Zack get punched
Jason: Try again
Trini: fine, I will "try" to stop Zack from getting punched
Jason: Where's Zack?
Trini: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus
Zack: Did it hurt when you fell?
Trini: From heaven? No, I'm not giving you my numbe-
Zack: No, I mean when you fell out of Billy's van. I saw you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the pavement for about ten minutes
Trini:
Zack:
Zack: We all saw that
Mike: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands.
Stan: That's imposs-
Mike: [cups Stan's face]
Stan: [blushing] Mike, I have a reputation
Richie: Well, the rest of the world isn't in love with Eds
Eddie: Don't call me-wait, You're in love with me?
Richie: Unless you're not in love with me. Then I take it back, because, you know....I'm cool
Trini: That's ridiculous, Kim doesn't have a crush on me
Jason: Yes she does
Zack: Yes she does
Billy: Yes she does
Zordon: Yes she does
Alpha 5: Yes she does
Kim: Yes I do
Trini: Look, I'm really sorry, Jason. Let me make it up to you
Trini: *pulls him into a hug*
Jason: Wow, thanks. This really means a lot.
Trini: No problem
*several hours later*
Jason: Where the fuck is my wallet?