Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day everyone.

May you all enjoy a good scream for 30 seconds before vanishing.

It’s that time of year, again!

But what if it was all a dream

i still think one of the funniest jokes i ever did was back during the 2020 election cycle i put a bernie sanders logo on a conscientious objector and just ran around 2fort as scout spamming the "go left" voice command

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The Titles for a Hypothetical YA Novel about Hannibal Lecter Eating Goofy Alive, by decade

Early 70s: It Happened to Goofy: A Dog's Diary, by Beatrice Sparks

Late 70s: Are You There Gawrsh? It's Me, Goofy. He Has My Kidneys

80s: My Summer of Eating Goofy

90s: The Goofy-Eater's Club: Hanni's Big Dinner

00s: Goof

10s: Devourer (Book 2 of The Goof Trials)

20s: Eaters of Fava Beans & Hyucks

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

I like how there’s a category of careers (cowboy, pirate, spy, princess) that have a very specific historical and political context that they get stripped of for the entertainment of children

this is something I could have never imagined would happen, but my brother, James, and nephew, Nick, are currently stuck in Brazil, and have been since the beginning of October following the beginning of a legal battle. my brother’s wife is trying to keep my brother and his son apart, and trying to keep them from returning home. Nick is autistic and non verbal, and being kept from his home where he’s familiar and knows his routine - alongside being kept from his own dad, his primary caregiver - is just heartbreaking. there’s so much more to this that I want to add but can’t due to the legal process that’s underway.

If anyone can help in any way, even by sharing, it would mean the world to me and my family to help bring my brother and nephew home 💖

link to the gofundme

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang

One hill I will die on is that it's always infinitely funnier for mad scientist characters to have an actual area of expertise, and the narrower it is, the funnier it gets. Like, they're mad scientists. They can branch out from it. But it's a very special thing to be able to point to the person who built a death ray/engineered life in their basement/etc and be able to confidently state what they got their PhD in.

"Doc Brown is a mad scientist" Well yeah, obviously.

"Doc Brown is a mad physicist" Now we're getting somewhere!

"Doc Brown is a mad nuclear physicist" Specifically conjures up images of a guy who spent his PhD doing a million repetitive cyclotron tests and eventually said fuck this, I'm building a time machine instead. Comedy gold.

Bears are so right about hibernation