Hentai Senpai

Should I watch this Yes or No

nobody said anything so im just gonna watch it anyways, gotta say this is some high budget porn even the set is accurate

this actually looks like a screenshot from tos, incredible

Spock is British 😭

She's sucking his dick and he's checking his tricorder??? im gonna cry that's so spock

wow just like in Space seed

i'm so charmed by the fact that you can tell some of the actor has watch star trek before lmao, Spock says illogical and he does the vulcan finger kissing with the girl, Kirk does the patented shatner pauses and still eyefucks spock

Khan released a virus into the air system and Dr McCoy learns that a spike of adrenaline will cure the sickness, the dialogue is incredible.

incredible leap of logic Christine

Kirk and Spock got infected with the virus so they have to double team Uhura ✊😔 but spock is reluctant which gave us the awesome line

oop! turn out spock WASN'T infected? he just wanted to fuck Uhura with kirk

They even did the star trek happy ending 😭

with the Spock and McCoy bickering too hfjkrahgjkslbuelgw

Surprise! There is a sequel, should I watch it?

PLEASE DO

Im going to try! they made three of these but I can't seem to find videos of the 2nd and 3rd one I only found posters of it aaaaaaa

This is the sequel and I can't find it anywhere!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Are we all in agreement that a sling blade is a sickle and not a scythe?

I will also accept a Khopesh as an answer but definitely not a scythe

I know the word scythe is used a lot to describe it. I just wholeheartedly disagree.

It makes more sense thematically as well, as a community with close quarters working conditions the curved blade works best, and a scythe has too much length and too little curve to make sense.

Are we all in agreement that a sling blade is a sickle and not a scythe?

I will also accept a Khopesh as an answer but definitely not a scythe

I know the word scythe is used a lot to describe it. I just wholeheartedly disagree.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

I love everything about this.

@headspacedad Is this true? Because I love the concept of bunnies practically flipping the bird

this is TRUE!

Rabbits rely on body language for the majority of their communication.  They also rely on manners in a way that would make the Heian Era aristocrats look uncultured.  And you don’t get manner dictates like that without ALSO knowing how to be passive-aggressive with them. 

Rabbit flops are super vulnerable for a bunny.  Their stomachs are exposed and they’re in a position that means if danger shows up they have to waste precious seconds getting up before they can sprint for safety.  A rabbit flop means both ‘I’m so happy I can’t contain it’ and ‘I feel so safe I am going to be vulnerable and really let go’.  Rabbit owners love seeing it.  It means that your bun really does feel that safe around you.  It’s a pretty high compliment from an animal that knows everyone’s out to kill them.

However -

it can also be used passive aggressively in the ‘you mean so little to me you’re not even worth acknowledging as existing’.  It’s right on the same level as walking into a room and greeting everyone but one person.  An enemy rabbit would be a threat.  This rabbit?  This rabbit isn’t even important enough to be a threat.  They’re a nobunny and so I will flop because there is nothing in the area worthy enough to bother being aware of.

To humans it can look very much the same but trust me, the bunnies know exactly which is which.

Victor Frankenstein experienced misogyny

You might think this is a joke but it's not. That happened in the book. He's like repeatedly dismissed as hysterical when he tries to warn people about the creature & then the creature gets them. You know who this is always happening to? Women.

I don't necessarily headcanon Victor Frankenstein as trans, in any particular direction, but there is something undeniably gendery afoot. The themes of it all. Why are you as a man giving birth

To be so fr though people have a tendency to point out he was written by a woman & while it's 1000% true that Mary Shelley's personal experiences definitely heavily contributed to the narrative in frankenstein & Victor's character in particular, there's a certain Way people say it that kind of implies that she did that, like, by accident? Which feels weird to me. Yes the original manuscript was done in a couple days but she revised it several times, with a level of skill that suggests she Knew What She's Doing. And I honestly find it insulting to suggest that she simply didn't know how to write a man realistically. Especially when there are other male characters in frankenstein who aren't, yknow... filling a very classically feminine literary role. It's Just Victor who's Like That

[ID: a reply from @moob-knight that reads, "my pov on it has always been that she wrote him Like That so that ppl would be upset about his treatment in a way they wouldn't have been if the same things happened to a woman. sort of like shelley doing a 'yeah this fucking sucks doesn't it? doesn't it?? u get it now???' like Fuck yes it was purposeful" /end ID]

Right literally. Victor is a man for the same reason why women would usually publish under a man's name

A few people in the notes' takeaway seems to be that Victor should be forcefemmed and I can't say I disagree but that's not quite what I was thinking

“Bat swinging at wasp nest” post but I cannot be nice about astrology people. No you did not find the one good or cute or quirky way to believe the quality of someone’s character is biologically pre-determined. Just because you found a way to not base it on race or ethnicity or gender does not make judging someone’s character on an innate and uncontrolled attribute suddenly teehee fine.

I’m even more baffled by the people going “it’s just fun!” “It’s just a hobby!!” Sure if it was something harmless. It’s not. We are quite literally talking about how you intend to judge, treat, view, respect, and interact with someone entirely differently based on an inherent trait. How are you not aghast? How are you not embarrassed? Why are you so insistent on needing to operate on a hierarchy of pre-determined character judgement?

Agree on the birthstone analogy. I take no issue if this is about having a pretty pin or even about reading “you will find a surprise today” in a horoscope column. Because both of those things are just about yourself and your choices. My issue starts at the exact moment it implicates someone else who had no say in this game.

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I have an interview in about 45 minutes and I’m reblogging employment jelly because PLEASE GOD PLEASE I NEED

this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

the prison abolition leaving my body when it's funny

Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

come ON

Also appearing:

"We want more complex female characters" you can't even handle an angry, grieving daughter who just had her mother killed by her future wife's sister, shut the fuck up

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

#this is why ya gotta show your kids age appropriate scary things#otherwise they inflict the legal system on unsuspecting fish

It seems like there’s this cycle of republicans making the economy bad and then people get tired of the republicans and elect a democrat and the democrat inherits a bad economy and then they sort of fix it somewhat and then people are like hey the economy is bad it was better during the Republican administration and then they elect a Republican who inherits a better economy from the democrat while he’s trashing it and then people are like hey he’s trashing the economy and then they elect a democrat who inherits a bad economy and fixes it somewhat and then people are like hey the economy was better when there was a Republican and then they elect a Republican who trashes the sort of better economy he inherited from the democrat and so on and so forth like forever I guess

Let’s be clear. I want the democrats to be better. They suck at a lot of stuff. They’ve done some stupid things. But Biden and the democrats stopped us from falling into a literal economic depression. They did some stuff that frickin worked. But the economy was better during the trump administration (because of the economy he inherited from the Obama administration) so let’s reelect that idiot what could go wrong surely his proposed tariffs won’t affect the prices that much in a country with a smaller manufacturing sector than it used to have that imports most of its consumer goods

He's literally me fr

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

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“Brush ur curls out what’s the worst that could happen” THIS

Most people with straight hair don't understand that curly hair is texturally different. Straight hair, in cross-section, is round - curly hair isn't. It's oval, half-round, or even kidney-shaped. It's that shape that causes the strand to not hang straight down, but to coil or curl. Brushing it can straighten the strand, but not change its shape - so the hair isn't smooth.

Yep!! It’s the physical strand that’s different. My hair will never be straight unless high heat is applied, and even then, it’s still really thick and will look kinda like horse hair (ime).

There’s a lot of different textures actually! (Mines about 2b)

For people w/ curly hair whose mama didn’t tell them: brush it while you’re washing it. Not while it’s drying. It’ll keep the curls in and you won’t look like you have a lions mane ie. this

You don’t have to hate your hair. You just gotta treat it right

PS: ALSO GET INFUSIUM 23 LEAVE IN DETANGLER. MIX W/ WATER IN A SPRAY BOTTLE AND USE ON WET HAIR AFTER SHOWERS. A COSMETOLOGIST RECOMMENDED THIS TO MY POOR MOTHER TYRING TO DETANGLE MY RATS NEST WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD. 20+ YEARS IVE BEEN USING IT. ITS GREAT