Why do I want to see Yonji trying to seduce Ghost!sabo? I feel like Yonji would set up a dinner date with Sabo at the place he mostly appears in the house.
Ohhhhh ojojojojojo
For starters they appear in whichever part of the house, they don't really have a specific place they appear more than others (except maybe Luffy in the kitchen)
Yonji would definitely do that tho
But also
Let me tell you about some of the bullshit my homies and I came up with.
It's honestly all really silly.
Dumbassery like ouija board sexting
Niji: "DUDE LOOK ITS ACTUALLY MOVING!"
Yonji: "what's it saying??"
Sanji: S-U-P G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S
Niji: what the hell....what the fuck is this ghost talking about
Ichiji: R-E-D.....what
Sanji: I think it's talking to you
Niji: N-I-C-E A-S-S
Or through a spirit box
[horrible static] hey babe is that a spectral probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? [horrible static]
The paranoid stuff involves things like
Ichiji goes into a room at night -> lights turn off but the candles get lit, radio randomly turns on but only to Careless Whisper
Ichiji is getting paranoid because the ghost is coming for his ass (and his ass only)
Ichiji: ghost...
Yonji: coward, I would tots fuck a ghost
(Yonji is a freak)
And then Ace brings in Sabo (Luffy is also there but he only wants to eat)
Ichiji starts to avoid showing any skin within the house as if that would deter the ghost's (Ace's) interest in him while Yonji takes the opposite approach and starts being almost naked in the house (he's doing his best to attract his ghost)
Ichiji in full winterwear during summer while Yonji is in just his boxers in the middle of winter
"Aren't you hot/cold?"
"*No*"
- Ace will have to take those clothes off for him to save him from overheating -
Ichiji is trying to find a way to exorcise or keep the ghost away from him but Niji and Yonji keep sabotaging him (Niji thinks it's funny, Yonji wants to fuck a ghost)
Yonji crying on his knees, punching the floor "I just wanna fuck a ghost! is that too much to ask for?"
Ichiji puts the seals and all that jazz just for Yonji to tear it all down
"I want to fuck the ghost!"
"And I don't want to get fucked by the ghost!"
"I won't let your prudishness get in the way of my dreams!"
"Fuck you Yonji!"
"That's what I'm trying to do! Fuck off you nerdy prude!"
Ichiji got a frat boy style horn ball and Yonji got a respectful and gentlemanly ghost.
Ofc, Ichiji is gonna give in and let Ace hit, and have the best sex ever.
And Yonji will get his wish granted.
"he's so fucking tight"
"how can a ghost be tight?"
"idk man, how can a ghost stretch you out, stop asking stupid questions"