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Adventures In One Piece

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Why do I want to see Yonji trying to seduce Ghost!sabo? I feel like Yonji would set up a dinner date with Sabo at the place he mostly appears in the house.

Ohhhhh ojojojojojo

For starters they appear in whichever part of the house, they don't really have a specific place they appear more than others (except maybe Luffy in the kitchen)

Yonji would definitely do that tho

But also

Let me tell you about some of the bullshit my homies and I came up with.

It's honestly all really silly.

Dumbassery like ouija board sexting

Niji: "DUDE LOOK ITS ACTUALLY MOVING!"

Yonji: "what's it saying??"

Sanji: S-U-P G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S

Niji: what the hell....what the fuck is this ghost talking about

Ichiji: R-E-D.....what

Sanji: I think it's talking to you

Niji: N-I-C-E A-S-S

Or through a spirit box

[horrible static] hey babe is that a spectral probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? [horrible static]

The paranoid stuff involves things like

Ichiji goes into a room at night -> lights turn off but the candles get lit, radio randomly turns on but only to Careless Whisper

Ichiji is getting paranoid because the ghost is coming for his ass (and his ass only)

Ichiji: ghost...

Yonji: coward, I would tots fuck a ghost

(Yonji is a freak)

And then Ace brings in Sabo (Luffy is also there but he only wants to eat)

Ichiji starts to avoid showing any skin within the house as if that would deter the ghost's (Ace's) interest in him while Yonji takes the opposite approach and starts being almost naked in the house (he's doing his best to attract his ghost)

Ichiji in full winterwear during summer while Yonji is in just his boxers in the middle of winter

"Aren't you hot/cold?"

"*No*"

- Ace will have to take those clothes off for him to save him from overheating -

Ichiji is trying to find a way to exorcise or keep the ghost away from him but Niji and Yonji keep sabotaging him (Niji thinks it's funny, Yonji wants to fuck a ghost)

Yonji crying on his knees, punching the floor "I just wanna fuck a ghost! is that too much to ask for?"

Ichiji puts the seals and all that jazz just for Yonji to tear it all down

"I want to fuck the ghost!"

"And I don't want to get fucked by the ghost!"

"I won't let your prudishness get in the way of my dreams!"

"Fuck you Yonji!"

"That's what I'm trying to do! Fuck off you nerdy prude!"

Ichiji got a frat boy style horn ball and Yonji got a respectful and gentlemanly ghost.

Ofc, Ichiji is gonna give in and let Ace hit, and have the best sex ever.

And Yonji will get his wish granted.

"he's so fucking tight"

"how can a ghost be tight?"

"idk man, how can a ghost stretch you out, stop asking stupid questions"

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New au based on an anime I liked quite a lot when I was a teen (Dog Days)

Anime's summary: protag-kun gets summoned to another world by a dog-eared princess to be her country's hero its a world where the countries and citizens have pastry-themed names, and each country has certain types of animal people, the countries also have protecting wards to keep monsters away hero-kun is summoned to fight in a war, but the wars are literally just an sports events with magic stuff so people can't die, dog princess chose him cuz she used an interdimensional thingy and watched him participate in an America ninja warrior-style thing and did awesomely (he did not win first place tho, he lost to -i think was either his cousin or childhood friend- and she's summoned by the cat kingdom to be their hero in the second season. in the third, the squirrel dukedom joins the wars and summon one of protag's friends tho she's no athlete, she gets to use magic-tech)

So

the ASL brothers are the heroes that get summoned by the different countries also, the citizens who "die" in the war become furballs and are taken to be treated/rest until they can join again if they want, except the important characters, those get their clothes torn

Germa is the kingdom of the cat people, ruled by Sora (Judge was exiled after trying to experiment on their kids) , they're neighbours with Alabasta (rodents) and Whitebeard (dogs) there are, ofc, other countries but these 3 are the ones that matter and the ones that participate the most in the war games the first to be summoned is Luffy by Alabasta's princess Vivi, they've been in a losing streak and are desperate, so hero time it is the Whitebeard gets Ace and, lastly, Sora gets Sabo Germa and Whitebeard had been absolutely dominating the war games

Until Alabasta brought Luffy Ichiji and Ace met at the war game, ofc, Ace had had the intention of going straight for Luffy but Ichiji got in the way and they were pretty evenly matched, tho Ace ultimately won having been the first to ever tear Ichiji's armour -and clothes- off, giving the Germa -and just all- citizens the fan service they've always wanted -and winning himself Niji's undying hatred-

The brothers get to learn that not all in that world is fun and games when it's time to free Dressrosa but after they do Dressrosa joins in the war game and ends up summoning their own hero, their sister, Uta Oh, yeah, and Dressrosa citizens are mostly sheep and the like

Sora is also a bit of a tech nerd-mad scientist, she's just not that into doing human experimentation or weapons of mass destruction she rather make tech-advanced raid suits and spyware a la Totally Spies the raid suits are supposed to be nearly indestructible so the whole "Ace accidentally burning off Ichiji's clothes on international tv" (because the war games are televised, I think I forgot to mention that lmao, there are commentators and all that jazz) incident was a bit of a shock and Niji will have Ace pay for it, preferably with his life lmao

Robin would be a delight as a commentator actually, she works as an archivist/historian (she does fieldwork as an archaeologist/anthropologist) at Alabasta's royal palace but always makes time to be a presenter at the war games and appreciates Franky's (and Galey-la's crew) effort on designing and making the game's fields}

Now, back to acechiji

Ace keeps accidentally burning off Ichiji's uniforms despite how many adjustments and upgrades Sora does to them and is growing convinced that it must be on purpose theif powers come from god-blessed treasures that respond to their wills and desires which is why Ace's fire keeps accidentally burning off Ichiji's raid suits he does want him nakey but it isn't his intention to leave him nakey on international tv lmao

Ichiji starts aiming to burn off Ace's clothes in revenge but Ace has no shame and has won more times than Ichiji has + Ichiji ends up getting embarrassed if he overdoes it and helps Ace over his privates

All the siblings (+ Ace) also start bringing an extra something for Ichiji to cover himself Ichiji just trying to take them both down but Ace has no problem letting it all hang out lmao Sabo daring him to see who gets censored more on live tv

The moment either of them start moving the show editors have their fingers on the audio censor (for Sabo’s swearing) or image blur (if Ace’s outfit dissolves again)

the worst part is that Ichiji is the only victim of Ace's burning-clothes technique germa citizens love and hate in equal measure this fact and Ace suffers cuz no-one believes that it really isn't his intention to do that (in public)

Sabo keeps scolding him and apologizing to the Vinsmokes on his behalf

Marco: don't you think it's enough? I'm starting to feel bad for the poor boy

Ace, crying on the floor: IT'S NOT ON PURPOSE

his own fire is getting in the way of wooing Ichiji (and then there's Niji) meanwhile Nika is probably laughing in the distance -he is the god who blessed these treasures- it'll take a while but Ace will succeed Ichiji easily fell for his charms but his bruised pride gets in the way

the animal peaple also have omegaverse tendencies, for example, they go into heats

picture -> Ichiji going into heat and getting all handsy with Ace and rubbing against him in public and Ace is flattered but also incredibly flustered and confused until Ichiji is dragged away by his brothers so he can have his heat in peace and someone explains the whole heats ordeal to Ace

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I got into The Magnus Archives

and you know what that means

It's au time

Robin (obv) is the new archivist

her team are Sanji, Sabo, Deuce, Law (so far)

Deuce started working there because he kinda always has had an interest in that sort of thing

Sabo´s reasons are similar to Sanji´s, Luffy is still very much Nika´s vessel, and Ace inherited some sort of curse from Roger

in general, the Ds always seem to have sth paranormal going on

and Law, well, the will of D and sth sth Donquixote family

Zoro and Franky work at the institute as security

Franky got in cuz Tom used to work there

And Zoro joined because Kuina died by supernatural means and, after meeting the people at the institute, he decided to protect them so they could keep investigating and hopefully help others

neither Ace nor Luffy work for the institute but they do paranormal investigation and are some of Sabo´s contacts/informants (thet visit sometimes, mostly Luffy) - Luffy is kinda uncanny but still normal enough

and the recorders being able to pick up/record Nika who is just as chatty as Luffy (but usually only Luffy can hear him unless Nika talks through him or sth) ~~but Law apparently can???~~

also Ace's curse is, ofc, fire based: He is rather flammable but fire won't kill him. However, it will try to kill everyone he loves. He has no idea where did Dadan get the necklace but it does help a lot in keeping under control the curse . Although there will always be a margin of error. Which is how Sabo got his scars and almost died

Judge turns his kids into actual monsters lmao and by that I mean he turns them into doll-puppet-like vessels to be used and possessed by The Horrors.

So picture Sanji watching in horror as his siblings become less and less human now that their mother is gone, he´s helpless to help his siblings and barely manages to scape with Zeff before he too is used for whatever his father is trying to do, but there's a seed planted in him too and whatever is working with his father, unlike the man, is very patient

They would still have their, well, human forms, but they will never be able to go back to who they were, humans with their own free-wills and free of the horrors, even Sanji, having scaped, can´t live in peace with the horror harrasing him

Also, after dying, Sora becomes a creature ~~not unlike Michael~~ who has been doing her best to attain more and more power while obsessively trying to protect her kids from beings far more powerful than her, she becomes a loa follower of Nika.

Next post is gonna be the Good Cush (acechiji lmao)

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I don't remember if I already shared this part of the au but oh well

After Ichiji awakens Roger, the vampire decides he wants to bond with his son (and son's friends and family) and reconnect with old friends, so roadtrip time with ASL and the Vinsmokes (and maybe Zoro and Law).

They're camping one night when Yonji is attacked by a werewolf (Akainu), he's fortunately saved by Roger and Ace (and maybe Zoro if he's there too). Meaning, he becomes a werewolf too.

This just makes whatever complex Sanji has going on worse. (He'll forever suffer at the fact people seem to find so many similarities between Zoro and Yonji, "f off Freud, this has nothing to do with you and your bs", Yonji is safe since Sanji and Sabo have such different vibes).

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I have a little Promare au that is mainly Acechiji and Zosan (qué puede que te interese @agreekdemigod)

For starters, Germa 66 is a government-allied company dedicated to studying the burnish and creating technology to counter burnish fire and to deal with and arrest the burnish.

Judge, obv, is still just a scum, he abused his children with the aim of making them burnish, an experiment to test their creation, the only one he failed with (or so he thinks) is Sanji, who he locked up with the helmet for 6 months until Zeff (who was the cook at Vinsmoke mansion, and who is not burnish) grabbed him and took him away with the help of Reiju and the brothers, who created a fire (to cover Sanji's just awakened fire) to help them escape and make Judge believe he had died or something like that.

After all, they know that having been marked as successful experiments, they have no way out. At least the experiments he performs on them are not as inhumane as those he performs on "criminals", none of which have cost them their lives. The experiments he does on his children focus more on the weaponry and chemical things they use to fight the Burnish.

Judge brings out the information that his home was attacked by burnish and that his third son is among the dead,that it was a miracle that he and his other children survived.

And he also turns them into a specialised squad to arrest especially dangerous/powerful Burnish. If some of the details look strange or unnecessary on the Vinsmoke's uniform, they are possibly the failsafes Judge put on his children's uniforms for emergency purposes, should they decide to reveal themselves or something, i.e. to better control them (under threat, at the very least), special, and rather painful, freeze dials will active and be injected in their bodies. Also their glasses and "headphones" have cameras and recording devices so Judge can more easily keep them under his thumb.

Sanji is raised by Zeff (who lost a leg due to his fire) and his restaurant becomes super popular, duh, and then he'll be frequented by the firefighter's rescue unit.

Among which are Zoro, Franky (mechanic), Nami, Usopp (mechanic), Luffy and Jinbe.

Zoro decided to become a firefighter to save lives after Kuina died in a burnish fire.

Luffy joined because his brothers are burnish and he knows what a person has to go through to become one, and then what it means to live as a burnish, so he wants to help other burnish, especially those who are just waking up, prevent them from being captured or escaping in solitude, things like that.

Ace and Sabo are the leaders of the "terrorist" group Mad Burnish, who burn things (without causing accidents, injuries, etc.) and rescue burnish.

Ace and Ichiji kind of develop a weird rivalry, but not really, the leaders of the mad burnish clash a lot with the Vinsmoke Siblings, and because of how they are, Ace and Ichiji tend to fight each other one on one a lot.

After a bad incident™, Ichiji goes temporarily away from home, farther than he usually does (he has a lake he likes to go to clear his head when the voice of the burnish gets to be too much or he simply wants to get away from home for a couple of hours) and he ends up meeting Ace, who's ready to fight, but he doesn't have his glasses or headphones on, nor is he on duty so Ichiji is like "not right now", but Ace is not taking it, they don't fiscally fight but their argument gets a tad heated and the anger frees some of Ichiji's flames, so the freeze dials in his clothes activate on response, Ichiji drops to the floor with a painful scream and Ace is like WTF yet immediately reacts to see snf try to help Ichiji, he ends up taking Ichiji to the closest hideout they have, where, after telling Sabo what happened, he gets help for the unconscious Vinsmoke.

Now, the bad incident™ in question is Zosan related, as in, the Vinsmoke's special team also responds and attends calls of people telling on burnish trying to live normal lives, and someone, reported the sous-chef of the increasingly popular restaurant Baratie, and Reiju was sent to check it out. Sanji had been having his usual flirt-argument with Zoro (who was there with his team) when Reiju arrived, being recognised and knowing what it meant for her to be there sent him into a panic attack that exposed his being burnish, and being on duty and under threat (not only her but her other brothers) Reiju jad to take Sanji with her, and then Zeff for trying to protect him and continuing on defending him even after she gave her an out.

And that's basically all I have for now (⁠☞゚⁠∀゚⁠)⁠☞

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Magic... girls? boys?

I got both

Some more lore for the Vinsmoke Magical Girls au

The artificial stuff magical boys take slowly destroys them from the inside so they can't actually do much work as magical boys or they'll die.

Since they're artificial, their transformations have a time limit, at first the destructive effects won't be very noticeable to anyone else but the magical boy who usually throws up some blood after returning back to normal, but if they insist on continuing that line of work and transforming, all the previous damage will end up affecting them while transformed and even their day to day life as normal people

Till they die from the poison

So Poison Pink pretty much drinks poison to transform

Blinding White (Zeff) still ends up being known as Red Leg because of how he beats his enemies to a bloody pulp (staining his white pants red).

EXTRA:

Hearts -> clown, circus and those types of fashion/aesthetics, etc

Spades -> vintage, historical, etc

Clovers -> gothic, Lolita, punk, etc

Diamonds -> modern, urban, etc

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Training baby Nyasha to pull carriage.

I'm rather tempted to try to SBS Oda-sensei asking if Nyasha is a naturally giant kitty or if (s)he got embiggened because of science, but if Nyasha's size somehow has plot relevance (like maybe Germa has connections to Elbaf) I fear that the chances of sensei answering me will be even lower (aside from it possibly just getting buried under all the other letters)😭😭

Also not really related, but I wonder what the giant rats/mice are called, LOL. Because there's two of them, and the label "nezumisha" just means "rat/mouse carriage". Nyasha kind of got adopted as the cat's name, but what about the 🐁🐀?

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@nowthatswhaticallpunk said that Sanji would be the Cheshire Cat, I wanted to try sth but I'm not sure if I like if very much

Baby 3 of hearts Sanji vs Cheshire Sanji? How exactly would his change-transformation work? Would that be spoilers?

Plus more Ace and Ichiji

I don't think Ace is legally allowed to attend any unbirthday (or any official reunion for that matter) with his tits out but that ain't stopping him from wearing his pants dangerously low (which shouldn't look good but Ace somehow makes it work)

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