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Adventures In One Piece

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Gluttonous Fools

Pairings: Porgas D. Ace x Female Reader

Ace stared in fascination at the woman who was shovling food into her mouth like it was going out of style. He’d only seen a few people enjoy food the way he and his brothers did, so it blew his mind to find someone with similar mannerisms. His own fork full of pasta had been forgotten in favor of watching this girl eat with such gusto. A grin widened his mouth when she stalled for half a second to let out an impressive belch.

The pirate drops his fork to his plate and scoops it up as he stands. Ace stomps over to your table and plops down across from you, and you pause from your shoveling to look at him over your bowl of steaming pho. He watches you slurp up the noodles and wipe your mouth with the napkin by your elbow, “Yeah?”

“My names Ace. What’s yours?” He asks bluntly and picks his fork back up, popping the massive bite into his mouth as he waits patiently for your answer.

You blink at him, eyes watching his every move before a tentative smile breaches your lips, “_.”

“You like food, too?” He asks around his mouthful, and your grin turns into a blinding smile that stops Ace in his tracks. You look like sunlight personified, and the pirate wants nothing more than to steal you away so that you could shine even brighter.

“It’s the best thing, ever,” you gush, and Ace answers your grin with a giant one of his own before turning around and yelling at the bar behind him.

“Two more over here, please!”

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xamaxenta
Anonymous asked:

Caster!Sabo??? Pls tell more

Im gonna shove him in cascus outfit and then illt be so over for me

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Caster sabo alternatively is a slutty little bat shifter with cute soft fluffy wings and ears

He clings to Lancer Ace and gets constantly spritzed with hoe begone spray by Saber Sabo

Kage Ace will also automatically end my life those cunty steel ankle boots 🥰

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diminuel
Anonymous asked:

Crocodile and Dragon could beat the Big Mom score technically with theirs high chance of having twins.

"Overall, the current data states that in the US, 32.6 live births per 1,000 are twins. This gives everyone a 3.3% general chance of birthing twins. Double it if you have fraternal twins in your close family. Double it again if you’re mid-30s-40. Triple it if you’re over 40."

Crocodile is over 40 so his chance are 9.9%, but he already had twins .

"Overall, mothers of fraternal (non-identical) twins are four times more likely to have twins if they get pregnant again, compared with the rest of the population. "

So now the chance are 39.6 %.

If crocodile still breastfeeding his child like in the sticky child au the chance of having twins is again more higher.

"However, it is possible to become pregnant with twins while breastfeeding. A study found that the rate of twin pregnancies in women not breastfeeding was 1.1 percent — which was much lower than that in breastfeeding women (11.4 percent)"

So now his chance are 51 % CHANCE but there is more.

Crocodile is 8'4 tall( 2m 54) and taller womans have higher chance of having twins.

"Women who are taller than average are more likely to have twins. Research has shown that women who are at least 5.4” tall are about 1.5-2 times more likely to have a twin pregnancy"

So now his chance are 76.5 or even 102% how you calculed.

So crocodile will only need to be pregnant approximately 40 times and been pregnant for 30 years, least he is lucky and have triplets

This was my ted talk to prove that crocodile and dragon could beat Big Mom numbers of childs.

X'D

Just a regular conversation between Luffy and Robin.

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xamaxenta

Ace holding Kotatsu like a baby means so much to me

Hes like my son and Kotatsu makes the most horrible noise and places his huge paw on his cheek and nose and his claws are out and everythinf

hes coddling this stupid massive wild animal kissy noises and all and everyones watching this with various stages of concern or jealously like damn wish that was me 😔

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