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Every Day I Worry All Day

@ryuki-blogs / ryuki-blogs.tumblr.com

I like too many things and I spend too much money on books and houseplants. This is a fandom/personal spam blog. My art blog
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Interesting fact I think you didn't know (and which I've learned from my chemistry teacher that worked in different branches of the industry his entire life):

Czech people are kind of radiation resistant because we literally live on radioactive soil (the entire country is filled with uranium. When Marie Sklodowska Curie discovered radiation, she was using Czech uranium).

And that's also why we handled the Chernobyl radiation so well - we're used to it and basically immune to it.

That's right folks, Czechs are basically radioactive

i'm sorry but we're what

also actually yeah that'd check out ig

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We're

What??

We had a little uptake in thyroid cancer but I'd need numbers from other areas for comparison

LET ME READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16738412/

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A Summary Of The Transformers Franchise

Generation One Cartoon: A four season long shitpost. Really wants you to buy some toys.
Transformers The Movie: All My Friends Are Dead The Movie. Featuring a musical score by somebody with a serious hard-on for hair metal.
Marvel Comic: A grand cosmic adventure spanning thousands of years and tackling themes of morality and faith, interspersed with the goofiest shit imaginable.
Headmasters: Only notable for the terrible dub. Fortress Maximus has come himself.
Masterforce: Things go off the rails. Wishes it was a Gundam show.
Victory: Things go back to normal. Starring BURNING JUSTICE. Probably the best of the animes.
Zone: A yaoi anime posing as Transformers. An utter enigma. Probably would’ve been hilarious if it got past the first episode.
Generation Two: The one everybody forgets. Contains dangerous amounts of 80’s and terrible rap music.
Beast Wars: The Transformers become furries in order to survive in the time of cavemen. Somehow manages to be awesome despite a bizarre premise.
Beast Machines: Also known as “Why You Don’t Fix Things That Aren’t Broken”.
Robots In Disguise: That guy at work who you don’t hate, but you don’t exactly like him either. Starring a shark that does poetry.
Eugenesis: A Quintesson invasion forces the Transformers to face their most terrifying threat yet; Mpreg. Is practically canon despite being a fan fic because it’s just that awesome.
Transformers Universe: Unicron abducts Transformers from across the multiverse in an epic clash, but you won’t see that because of bankruptcy. Meanwhile the writers go on an epic yet obsessive quest to undo Beast Machines.
Armada: A wacky scavenger hunt for Pokémon leads to the deaths of hundreds. Everybody keeps forgetting everybody else’s names for some reason.
Energon: The screw-up the rest of the family hates. You expected nothing and you were still disappointed. Has weirdly good music.
Cybertron: Unexpectedly good. Doesn’t get as much respect as it probably should.
Dreamwave Comics: Professionally published fan fiction. Everyone pretends they never liked it to save face. All the characters have the Ctrl-Alt-Delete face.
IDW Comics: Professionally published fan fiction, except it’s actually good this time. Won’t stop until every character is gay.
Transformers Timelines: Also known as “those sweet comics and toys you’ll never get because they were only at BotCon almost a decade ago”.
Transformers Collectors Club Magazine: Same as Timelines, only now it’s monthly magazine.
Kiss Players: The actual WORST. Embodies every horrible stereotype about Japanese media. You’ll probably get arrested if you read it in public.
Bayverse: The red-headed stepchild. Makes a ton of money but is so obnoxious everyone else ignores it.
Animated: Was too good for this sinful world. More anime than the actual animes. Inspires a lot of really weird fanfics.
Story Of Binaltech: Hirofumi Ichikawa tries to fix the nightmarish clusterfuck that is the Japanese Transformers continuity. Hope you like sports cars because that’s literally all anybody transforms into in this.
Ask Vector Prime: A grandpa from beyond space and time gets on Facebook to fix Transformers continuity, then gets pissed when everybody just asks him to give names to random background characters.
Transformers Prime: What Bayverse would’ve been if it was competently made. Dwayne Johnson is in the first episode for no readily apparent reason.
“For Cybertron” Games: The only video games in the franchise even worth mentioning. Gears Of War with robots.
Rescue Bots: Pure and innocent in every way.
Robots In Disguise: Has nothing to do with the first “RID”. Ostensibly a sequel to Prime, but feels like it didn’t really want to be one.
Transformers Devastation: Okay so there’s another game worth mentioning. The people who made Bayonetta bring their trademark anime-ass gameplay to Transformers.
Combiner Wars Cartoon: A total shitshow.
Legends: Hayato Sakamoto tries to pick up where Ichikawa and Time Grandpa left off in fixing the continuity and just creates a bigger mess. The pack-in comics are pretty cool nonetheless.
Beast Wars Uprising: Cybertron finally gets an export of “The Hunger Games”, leading to a violent revolution that kills millions. For some reason all the stories are named after Tumblr social justice terms.
Transformers Cyberverse: Windblade babysits Bumblebee and gets into wacky hijinks after the horrific collapse of society. Also Soundwave dances at the club.
Rescue Bots Academy: It’s literally just Rescue Bots but even more aggressively cute and innocent.
Bumblebee: According to all known laws of filmmaking, it didn’t seem possible to make a good live-action Transformers movie. Travis Knight, of course, made one anyway, because Travis Knight does not care what humans think is impossible.
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Major Grom: Plague Doctor

?SPOILERS?

Imagine: In the presence of your friend you have a hysterical outburst because of corruption, injustice, and unpunished oligarch’s son, who hitted by his car a child from your children’s house. A few days later in the middle of night the friend just comes to your place wearing some black crap and a mask, and the only thing he says to you is: Lol, I’ve killed that guy. Here’s the bill for my superhero suit.

END OF SPOILERS

I am not a big fan of superhero movies, and Major Grom: Chumnoy Doktor isn’t an exeption. But screw it, I am proud of them. Plus I really enjoyed some scenes, and this one is maybe my favourite.

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