Delilah has been transferred into the bigger and better funded Central City Zoo! Of course Danny's invited to come visit her, he's specifically one of the few people allowed to be in the same physical space as one of the worlds deadliest wild animals, specifically, the most violent and aggressive species of gorilla. All because Delilah, at some point, convinced herself that Danny is her baby and she pretty much refuses to hurt him in any way. She will groom him, and share her food with him, and sits him down to teach him her signs, and play very, very gently with her weak human baby, even though she insists, through sign, that he's very strong. The primatologists always lose their minds when Danny visits, as Delilah doesn't let any other human ape of any kind within five feet of her without a sedative. Depending on her mood, she might even try to keep Danny safe away from other humans. He's her baby, you see.
Unfortunately, the new World's Deadliest Gorilla exhibit attracts the attention of Grodd. The hyper-intelligent meta-gorilla wants to use the worlds deadliest gorilla to get vengeance on the Flash for ruining his world domination plans, and he doesn't really care if some human child gets hurt in the process. In fact, that'll probably hurt the Flash more.
Okay so hear me out
My brain took this lovely piece of violent crime incoming
And gave me a Freakzoid-worthy mini montage of Grodd making all of his plans and plots
Methods to communicate with Delilah to explain what he wants… methods to subdue her and just dump her into whatever trap he’s making for Flash if she’s not down for it
(She hates everyone he’s aware she might not be down but she is also so so smart and so so murderous imagine if she HELPED)
And he makes his plans, probably involving deliberately showing up when Danny’s around so he can threaten her baby if need be
And then! Action. The night comes. He breaks surveillance, makes his approach
Delilah beats the crap out of him even though he was holding Danny because actually no “stay where you are or I’ll kill him” did not go well
Grodd?
Grodd falls in love
Probably from head trauma and/or Freakazoid/Pepe Le Pew inspired convenience
Flash can wait he needs to try and win this truly wonderful lady over imagine the destruction he could wreak with her at his side
Eventually Danny takes pity on him and agrees to help try and parent trap the two gorillas because Why Not and someone has to try and get close enough to persuade Delilah to let herself be artificially inseminated if they don’t wanna lose the species
(If Danny brings it up she thinks it’s very cute that he wants a baby sibling but silly boy you must grow big and strong first)
Flash doesn’t even need to be in the story I’m just saying
(Impulse might be persuaded to help the parent trap though…)
This reblog added with this other reblog:
Just gave me a brain explosion istg.
Imagine if one of the shenanigans of Grodd having Danny calling Frostbite like that-
And Delilah actually falling in love @ Frostbite coz Actual Adult who cares for her human baby?! Wait baby, you said he's a doctor? Omg (insert love struck rants)
GASP! IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I'M NOW THE LAST OF MY KIND NONSENSE, I can be a ghost and ghosts don't really use that "last of my kind" nonsense : )
And Grodd is aware of his love rival being a literal (ghost) yeti.
And so.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SHENANIGANS??
What even is this mess I can't