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Delilah has been transferred into the bigger and better funded Central City Zoo! Of course Danny's invited to come visit her, he's specifically one of the few people allowed to be in the same physical space as one of the worlds deadliest wild animals, specifically, the most violent and aggressive species of gorilla. All because Delilah, at some point, convinced herself that Danny is her baby and she pretty much refuses to hurt him in any way. She will groom him, and share her food with him, and sits him down to teach him her signs, and play very, very gently with her weak human baby, even though she insists, through sign, that he's very strong. The primatologists always lose their minds when Danny visits, as Delilah doesn't let any other human ape of any kind within five feet of her without a sedative. Depending on her mood, she might even try to keep Danny safe away from other humans. He's her baby, you see.

Unfortunately, the new World's Deadliest Gorilla exhibit attracts the attention of Grodd. The hyper-intelligent meta-gorilla wants to use the worlds deadliest gorilla to get vengeance on the Flash for ruining his world domination plans, and he doesn't really care if some human child gets hurt in the process. In fact, that'll probably hurt the Flash more.

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Okay so hear me out

My brain took this lovely piece of violent crime incoming

And gave me a Freakzoid-worthy mini montage of Grodd making all of his plans and plots

Methods to communicate with Delilah to explain what he wants… methods to subdue her and just dump her into whatever trap he’s making for Flash if she’s not down for it

(She hates everyone he’s aware she might not be down but she is also so so smart and so so murderous imagine if she HELPED)

And he makes his plans, probably involving deliberately showing up when Danny’s around so he can threaten her baby if need be

And then! Action. The night comes. He breaks surveillance, makes his approach

Delilah beats the crap out of him even though he was holding Danny because actually no “stay where you are or I’ll kill him” did not go well

Grodd?

Grodd falls in love

Probably from head trauma and/or Freakazoid/Pepe Le Pew inspired convenience

Flash can wait he needs to try and win this truly wonderful lady over imagine the destruction he could wreak with her at his side

Eventually Danny takes pity on him and agrees to help try and parent trap the two gorillas because Why Not and someone has to try and get close enough to persuade Delilah to let herself be artificially inseminated if they don’t wanna lose the species

(If Danny brings it up she thinks it’s very cute that he wants a baby sibling but silly boy you must grow big and strong first)

Flash doesn’t even need to be in the story I’m just saying

(Impulse might be persuaded to help the parent trap though…)

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This reblog added with this other reblog:

Just gave me a brain explosion istg.

Imagine if one of the shenanigans of Grodd having Danny calling Frostbite like that-

And Delilah actually falling in love @ Frostbite coz Actual Adult who cares for her human baby?! Wait baby, you said he's a doctor? Omg (insert love struck rants)

GASP! IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I'M NOW THE LAST OF MY KIND NONSENSE, I can be a ghost and ghosts don't really use that "last of my kind" nonsense : )

And Grodd is aware of his love rival being a literal (ghost) yeti.

And so.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SHENANIGANS??

What even is this mess I can't

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Do you guys think that the insurance companies of dem superhero universes would have something like:

- Got beaten by (insert specific hero) when what you did wasn't a crime even if shady

- (insert specific hero) destroyed (insert property) during alien invasion. Not their fault ofc, but (insert specific hero) used (insert property) SPECIFICALLY instead of some other property often, go figure

- (insert specific hero) "borrowed" (insert object) and forgot to give it back. Gdi I need things inside (insert object)

- (insert specific hero) somehow has my spleen. Yes, it might be (insert villain) fault, but the fact is, that's my spleen in his hands.

Like. An insurance with heroes? I know that there SHOULD be insurance regarding villain attacks.

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Prompt! Of any fics or original works even!

I wanna see of which Rogue A lambasting/roasting the hell of Rogue B, and it ends up with Rogue B asking Hero to defend their virtues as a Rogue, despite the Hero fighting against the BOTH of them.

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

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THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

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In my dash, the amount of note is 17. Upon going to atonau's profile, it's like 104?

... I wanna see how the notes look like if I see this post in my dash again one day.

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So I saw a clip of a Batman movie... (DP x DC)

You know that scene of American football, a kid singing Star Spangled Banner and Bane bombing the stadium? That specific scene?

And with the fact that we ALL know how a specific Vladimir Masters is a huge fan of Green Bay Packers (or something?). Chances are, he'd be right there whenever there's Packers in the competition.

What if Gotham's American Football foe is Green Bay Packers and that's exactly when Bane bombed the stadium?

Looking at how the floor collapsed on the sportsmen, it's not a huge leap of logic that if not dead, they'd be injured af.

So.

What Would Vlad do?

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(... Tho hell if I know if this actually happens in the comics tho, that Bane bombing stadium thing. And I only saw a small clip, so I'm in the dark about the story of the movie, really.)

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Dan, redeemed but still with a chip on his shoulder, is on a mission.

Getting shoved into a teenage version of his body had been annoying. Growing up again had been a pain.

But.

He'd made it.

He's now an adult at the mature age of twenty, has the same terrifying stature his ghost half has, and has decided what he wants to do with the next few years of his life, at least.

He's going to confuse Batman.

See, when Dan had destroyed the world in his own timeline, there were two heroes that posed actual problems for him; Batman and John Constantine.

Of those two, Batman had been the worst.

He'd been the hardest to get rid of, stuck around the longest, and came up with a contingency that had damn near actually taken Dan out.

To be fair, Constantine had gotten way closer to deleting Dan's existence, but that had been more of a one and done fight, not a million annoying little things.

Batman had been a thorn in his side so much that even redeemed, Dan still has a grudge against him.

But.

He knows who Batman is.

More specifically, he knows who Batman's butler is, and that man is the picture definition of "overworked". Said butler also, sometimes, bemoans taking care of such a large Manor by himself on a forum just for Butlers.

A forum Dan has been frequenting, replying to those complaints and slowly endearing himself to Mr. Pennyworth. Exchanging tips. Getting advice on how to Butler. Talking about not really getting a chance to apprentice because people are "scared" of him.

(Okay so that one is true, Dan's got a plan and he wants to do it well, but there's literally no rich person that would hire him as an intern Butler. They all say he's too "intense" or whatever.)

When Oracle had traced back to Dan's computer, she'd only found normal usage and nothing suspicious. Because that was what that computer was used for, and only that.

When Mr. Pennyworth had finally asked if Dan would like to train under him as a replacement, Dan had taken a long while to stop laughing.

Dan, built like a competitive weight lifter and taller than Superman, shows up at the steps of Wayne Manor fully prepared to Fuck With Batman.

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Alfred's apprentice is freaking Bruce the hell out, and it's getting to the point where he's not afraid to acknowledge that.

Cass has decided that dan is her blorbo, actually, and spends as much time perched on one of his shoulders as she can get away with. (Dan pretends he doesnt like the attention.)

Damian has tested dan's reflexes and situational awareness and has determined that he is a worthy battle butler. (Dan thinks damian is an adorable little murder child.)

Jason took one look at dan, turned around, and walked away. He is now haunted night and day by some white-haired green eyed eldritch girl that claims to be dan's sister. (Dan took one look at jason's whole thing and decided it was above his paygrade, so he sicced dani on him to help filter out the weird ecto infection he's got.)

Stephanie spent every spare moment she had for a solid two weeks pestering dan, asking a million questions and annoying the hell out of him. Then she just... stopped. (Dan figures he passed some sort of bullshit detection test.)

Duke avoids dan almost as much as bruce does, because he's 'hard to look at.' (Dan would be offended if he didnt already know the twerp could se his ghost aura.)

Tim is convinced that dan is a demon of some sort. The only reason he hasnt confronted dan is because cass is utterly convinced that he's "reformed," whatever that means. (The fact that dan can drug tim's sealed energy drinks to knock him out has not helped in this matter.)

Dick acts like he's blissfully unaware of anything weird whatsoever, but the way he hovers gives away how acutely aware he is of each and every one of his younger siblings' concerns. (The hovering toned down quite a bit after that one time dan thwarted a kidnapping attempt on one of dick's precious baby siblings by merely entering the room and glaring down the perpetrator.)

The tags are delicious

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I imagine that Dan would somehow make himself scarce whenever the actual Batman appears. The usual reasoning of his disappearance would be: he's guarding his employer and his gaggle of children. No one outside Batfam would believe him ofc, since Batman is right out there.

Meanwhile the Batfam is just. Where did the big beefy butler go??? Could've sworn he was here a moment ago??

And by the time they have Batman and Dan being located in the same place, Dan can just mess with people around them even more. Some examples of his excuses of being seen in the same time with Batman be like:

1) He's a clone

2) I'm a hologram

3) Oh, my son (not really, but the twerp (Danny)'s tiny enough to be seen like that lol) is using my costume.

4) I asked a friend to impersonate me

5) etc

Bruce is just so miffed that the media lapped it up all the time.

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Low-key wonder that if Murder and/or Torture falls under some sort of tax law, would Joker not kill anyone out of fear of IRS?

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I kinda wanna see:

Of which Jack Fenton and Maddie Fenton giving their Abyss-given powers of Fuck Paperwork (IRS is afraid of this couple) to their children.

See, thing is with GIW, it claimed itself as a government organization. And what better way to dismantle it from the inside? Well, not GIW, but from the government itself. For safety sake (via Sam and Jazz's argument; it's not like FBI and the likes employ ghost weapons right??? Ancients he hoped not).

Looking from outside in, since DP universe uses technology that's still somewhat backdated (PDA? Tho maybe that's also due to being in small town?), one can assume that the government uses runners/paperback archives instead of 100% technological and the likes. So one would think a runner is needed, between one part of government to the other.

So Danny applies to be one. A runner.

Ofc it's a bit of a leap, from wanting to be NASA to a runner for the government, but NASA is still in the payroll of the government, so schematics. This can always be a High King Danny in training (and Clockwork told him that it's a good training as a governmental reference or something), but it's really up to whoever wanting to continue my idea into their own but I digress.

And somehow he's highly sought after coz he's very quick in his feet.

And ofc Danny notices the power given unto him via paperwork he's to deliver to the other department.

Added with how he got the Power of Fuck Paperwork, well.

I think it'll bound to be a lot of shenanigans that possibly won't be linked to him. Somehow. Coz Fenton luck amirite?

Tho like.

... It would be funnier, I think, if it's a DPxDC universe since in DC we have the likes of Amanda Waller in the gov and the fact that there's always SOMETHING happening in DC world (ah yes, attempt X in conquering the Earth) and thus I think the government would be a bit of a mess, behind the scenes.

Ok, but Waller Specifically is Always Up To Some Shit. This is absolutely a great opportunity to her to now Not Be Able To Hide Anything because Somehow all the paperwork ends up going through the departments they are supposed to, rather than be swept under the rug.

So now theres Oversite and Regulations and she cant get away with any of her "Anti-Justice League" bulldlshit.

Somehow it end up becoming public knowledge EVERY TIME!

Meanwhile, Danny is just doing his job. He reads the paper a that get handed to him. No confidentiality seal will stop him. He Will do his job right.

I imagine that he'd get some assassination attempts too, for not bowing @ corrupt government officials. (I might or might not have been seeing some TV series part that got big plot holes about US presidency/government lol) But like.

What are they gonna do? Kill him? Ahahaha. (Yeah that's a bad joke BUT STILL JAZZ I'M A HALFA, it's not like they use specific weapons that can hurt me??)

Oh look! Another Paperwork that SHOULD be filed in the RIGHT places! : D Don't mind if I also put this in the spotlight somewhere my friend Tucker can dig and give to reporters elsewhere-

Oh no, it's not data leakage ma'am. I swear.

To do so would mean that I File It Incorrectly. How dare you! Le gasp!

... Anyways I'm so sorry for forgetting to tag someone who'd undoubtedly have Ideas on this. @hdgnj :>

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I kinda wanna see:

Of which Jack Fenton and Maddie Fenton giving their Abyss-given powers of Fuck Paperwork (IRS is afraid of this couple) to their children.

See, thing is with GIW, it claimed itself as a government organization. And what better way to dismantle it from the inside? Well, not GIW, but from the government itself. For safety sake (via Sam and Jazz's argument; it's not like FBI and the likes employ ghost weapons right??? Ancients he hoped not).

Looking from outside in, since DP universe uses technology that's still somewhat backdated (PDA? Tho maybe that's also due to being in small town?), one can assume that the government uses runners/paperback archives instead of 100% technological and the likes. So one would think a runner is needed, between one part of government to the other.

So Danny applies to be one. A runner.

Ofc it's a bit of a leap, from wanting to be NASA to a runner for the government, but NASA is still in the payroll of the government, so schematics. This can always be a High King Danny in training (and Clockwork told him that it's a good training as a governmental reference or something), but it's really up to whoever wanting to continue my idea into their own but I digress.

And somehow he's highly sought after coz he's very quick in his feet.

And ofc Danny notices the power given unto him via paperwork he's to deliver to the other department.

Added with how he got the Power of Fuck Paperwork, well.

I think it'll bound to be a lot of shenanigans that possibly won't be linked to him. Somehow. Coz Fenton luck amirite?

Tho like.

... It would be funnier, I think, if it's a DPxDC universe since in DC we have the likes of Amanda Waller in the gov and the fact that there's always SOMETHING happening in DC world (ah yes, attempt X in conquering the Earth) and thus I think the government would be a bit of a mess, behind the scenes.

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Me: Rings of Power is a bad adaptation and I wish people wouldn’t support it, or Amazon.

The ROP fan throwing a tantrum in my notes: No, it’s not! Tolkien was a hack anyway! He was racist! Don’t you know he was racist?

Me: Yes, I am fully aware of Tolkien’s racism and I think analyzing the various forms of racism and prejudice in his works is important. I also think it’s worth analyzing how ROP has been used to sanitize Amazon’s image. The company has faced multiple lawsuits for racial discrimination against employees and they also literally sell Nazi propaganda, and I think that’s horrifying. They shouldn’t get kudos for a diverse cast when they do stuff like this. What I find odd is that you’re expressing more anger over the racism of a dead white guy than the ongoing racism of an existing company that is destroying the earth.

The ROP fan: You’re a cultist who refuses to criticize Tolkien! You’re a Nazi!

Me: Hmm, okay, you’re just fully unhinged. Cool.

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DC X DP PROMPT

The GIW becomes public after Amity Park is found to be completely ecto contaminated and several agents defect. But the ones who have the biggest problem with the acts are the IRS due to several large cities counting as contaminated and thus the inhabitants being declared non sentient. So the IRS takes a risk and cuts a deal with a villain to take down the GIW. Of course for such a big tax break, the Joker accepts.

(AKA the IRS hires the Joker to take out the GIW to get more money)

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Out of curiosity, are the Fentons being tax-evaders/IRS is afraid of them/something like that is canon or fanon?

Coz when one puts this IRS afraid of Fentons despite having gotten Joker of all ppl to remove GIW, it gets ironically hilarious?

Consider Joker (terrified of IRS) < IRS (terrified of Fentons but release them from GIW anyways coz there's literally a city of which money they can get aside from Fentons) < Fentons (afraid of literally nothing)

Would Joker think of the Fentons as literal demons for making the IRS afraid of them, when Joker found out about these whacky scientists (and wanna use them for nefarious purposes before finding out of the fact(?) above)?

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DP prompt (for once)

Of which instead of food that are ecto-contaminated being aggressive af, they turned to singing.

You know what they say. Don't eat sentient beings that can sing. Or something like that.

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Oh hey, DP x DC idea

Of which GIW has somehow captured the Joker due to him showing up in their radar. And Danny as Phantom, breaking into GIW thresholds to break out ghosts who were captured and/or experimented by them around Amity Park.

Phantom meeting Joker, ofc.

See, my brain insists that Amity Park is quite isolated in the US due to GIW interferences. So if Amity Park gets news of OMG METROPOLIS IS UNDER ATTACK, or GOTHAM IS HAVING DISASTER, they'd thought of those as fake.

So Phantom has absolutely no clue who Joker even is. He rescued the Very Weird ghost like he does the other ghosts.

And y'all get to continue it 😆

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#and prepare some chemical to make Phantom Joker Jr 2

Alright this got me thinking. Realistically Joker probably plans to torture Danny to mentally break him like he did with Tim using electric therapy which... Definitely could get results. (And also be even more messed up if we play with the idea of Danny being hit by electricity forces him to remember his half death)

But even if Danny does somehow become a second Joker Jr and fights the Batfamily... Would he still resist? Like this isn't mind control but if we're going Protection Obsession route or just Danny being a hero at his literal Core, would he subconsciously hold himself back and actively be fighting his obsession which subsequently could be hurting?

If so... OH FUCK that opens a lot of possibilities, especially if it depends on if one of the Bats (most likely Cass or Bruce) noticing Danny struggling to actually hurt them, like he physically can't but he's trying his hardest or else Joker might make him suffer a little longer.

On a side note. I'm just suddenly imagining Joker accidentally dies of Ectoplasm poisoning long before he gets a chance to try anything with Danny because nobody realized until after the fact he wasn't a real ghost, just pinged as semi ghostly on their radar due to the chemicals he's doused himself in.

Just Danny and the ghosts see Joker's corpse and think "aww he's sleepy" and it takes them... Longer than they'd like to admit to realize the clown of Gotham is dead. Maybe it doesn't even register until they see Joker's ghost and reality hits Phantom like a massive tidal wave.

So many options brrrrrrrrrrrr

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Oh hey, DP x DC idea

Of which GIW has somehow captured the Joker due to him showing up in their radar. And Danny as Phantom, breaking into GIW thresholds to break out ghosts who were captured and/or experimented by them around Amity Park.

Phantom meeting Joker, ofc.

See, my brain insists that Amity Park is quite isolated in the US due to GIW interferences. So if Amity Park gets news of OMG METROPOLIS IS UNDER ATTACK, or GOTHAM IS HAVING DISASTER, they'd thought of those as fake.

So Phantom has absolutely no clue who Joker even is. He rescued the Very Weird ghost like he does the other ghosts.

And y'all get to continue it 😆

Everyone goes the super dark route for these but you know what would be funny? Joker trying to be a good dad(like the Harley Quinn show). He still does his schemes and stuff but less so. Hell what if we have him adopting Jazz as well? I think if Harley and Joker are still together at this point that she’d love being a mother to them, especially Jazz since she wants to be a Psychologist just like her. If the Anti Ecto Acts are still a thing maybe Danny joins in on “the family business” as some petty revenge against the government.

Honestly this could all lead to the first non toxic Joker and Harley relationship I’ve ever seen.

How about if Joker's trying to do crime, Phantom "Joker JR 2" would act up to make the crime harmless? 🤔

Oh whoops! Sorry about that "dad", I know you're trying to shoot that guy but I mistakenly changed your gun into the one I was modifying! It shoots water without you needing to recharge the water!

I thought you'd appreciate my plushie bazooka, coz it fits our aesthetic!

Etc, etc

It's not that Joker's quitting crime exactly, but with a "son" like Phantom, you literally can't do the crime because of some whack or another if you bring him with you.

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