A TOTAL KARMA COMPRESSOR SYSTEM NAMED GARLAND

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

Fairy Trapper

professional hugger

Blast Furnaces by Bernd and Hilla Becher, Youngstown, Ohio 1983

Carrot atm

Suika WIP

YOU

fanart of a fanfiction

fanfiction Pixiv id=22590125

There’s been so much hype for Nosferatu and confusion over his facial hair, that I had to draw some Novel Dracula and his very canonical mustache. The description of him post-feed, bloated, leech-like in his coffin….golly, still haunts me to this day. I imagine him being very animalistic…with the boyar fur coats giving him a hairy, tarantula/wolf appearance. Maybe his mouth is always a little open…and I just know that guy smells so bad. He’s hardly the debonair Bela-type he’s become.

Anyway, this was fun…I’m snowed in this weekend, so I plan to draw as much as I can <3

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This is going to sound weird, but hear me out; I've been reading about this way that some societies heat up food, and this one is seriously been blowing my mind. It turns out that some people will, I shit you not, fill a pot with water, put the pot on top of a fire, and put meat and vegetables in it. This sounds super unintuitive to our culture, because the vegetables might get too wet or the bottom of the pot might melt or shatter, but it actually works a lot better than you'd think. The most clever part is that a lot of the nutrients and flavor actually get infused into the water, so nothing is wasted. It sounds really gross, but it's actually normal to some people and not as bad as you would think at first.