In Prince's funky name, amen.

please please please I can read faster than you can speak

Chances of me reading the article: pretty decent depending on the topic

Chances of me watching a video: almost zero

He deleted it so quickly but I need everyone to see this Chris Fleming video because it has fundamentally changed me

sorry for not keeping this in the tags but i watched this vid at work (first mistake) and shortly after starting it both my manager and a rep from one of our partnering businesses walked over to my desk so i closed my phone BUT THE AUDIO KEPT PLAYING.

omg he's so close but having dated a Swiftie I thinks it's more "spokesperson for people who have trouble making other people cum"

Muppet mischief!

this is so pure

Reblog if you heard it in Ms Piggy’s voice in your head. 

Kermit looking at Yoda

gay🎥irl

11/10 hysterical, no notes

The design is very human

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

She’s winding up to slap his ass

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia