the cullens don't come here

do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

Yes. Yes. Yes. Always.

hey you ever think about how the Cullen's love-bombing eventually replaced Bella's personality?

She mentions multiple times in the books that she despises expensive gifts, and the ones that actually leave an impact on are her Chevy and the wooden wolf bracelet Jacob gives her. The Chevy is second-hand from Billy, and the bracelet was carved by Jacob. They hold value to her because they have personality; they speak to her tastes and were given to her with those tastes in mind.

She loves her Chevy, but it is eventually replaced with a sleek, expensive designer car gifted to her by the Cullens. She adores the bracelet but Edward puts an designer charm on it to remind her of him.

Even her clothes, which she insists are fine and suit her, are replaced with branded sweaters, dresses and heels.

She hates the idea of any kind of marriage but Edward holds vampirism over her head to get what he wants. Even when she agrees to marry him (against her will) she wants to keep it simple, wanting to simply drive to Texas and get married via a drive thru- Alice begs Bella to allow her to plan the wedding and it's easily more ostentacious and expensive than her birthday party in New Moon, which she describes as "a hundred times worse than I'd imagined"

They get rid of her preferred aesthetics in hopes that their consumerist one will stick, and one of the last things they do to her is literally strip her of her humanity.

She becomes a cold, perfect creature and as a result, is no longer allowed to have ties to her father, mother, her best friend or the interests she had before. She's converted into a Cullen and this shit is supposed to be romantic.

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

“Virgin…liking Edward a little more now..” - Charlie

S02E08 AND THAT'S THE END OF IT. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE script

The beautiful words are on the page, but what Jacob and Sam do to bring them to life is masterful.

Shout out to Daniel Molloy and his 100% divorce rate!! Not only does he have two of his own but he also caused another while smiling gleefully!!

Bella Swan || The Twilight Saga (New Moon) 9/?

I think this is one of Bella's better casual wears, the green jacket is quite nice.

The ring is still clinging on!

Me: *writes an amazing chapter*

Me: Ah yes. That is amazing. Can't wait to begin the next one. So many possibilities!

Me: *turns off my laptop and goes into a month-long depression*

This explains how Stephenie Meyer wrote those chapters of New Moon.

In twilight do you think Renesme had to be potty trained or did she just know because she was supposed to be fully mature as an adult mentally?

Y’all will never know how funny the Twilight Eclipse commentary was.

RPatz was eating In-N-Out Burger

KStew had cut her hair for Runaways so she was making jokes about looking like Jacob in New Moon in all her wig scenes

They both were so clearly annoyed with the entire plot

No one hated Twilight more than the Twilight cast

Do you think vampires are like "mmm you were born 1994? Great vintage."?

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Like yeah, please. I want to talk about our shared obsession.

- Lestat (to himself in Blood Canticle (2003))

if you make charlie bottom in a charlisle fic you’re a coward