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Merlin: it's been over a hundred years since the fall of Camelot. Everyone I've ever known is dead
Merlin: except for this fucker
Leon: it is my duty to serve and protect Camelot. As you are still here, Camelot isn't completely gone, so neither am I
Merlin: No, I'm supposed to serve Camelot until its gone! Which it isn't cause you're still here! You're taking my job!!
Morgana: Without ugliness, there would be no beauty in this world.
Morgana: Thank you for your sacrifice, Arthur
Arthur: Shut the fuck up.
Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time
Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-
Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?
Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?
Mordred: is it me arthur?
Arthur: No, of course not
*Merlin bangs his head against a wall in the background*
Arthur: to discuss the legalisation of magic I have invited every powerful sorcerer that I know of to a meeting
Arthur: Merlin, send invitations to Dragoon, the Dolma, Emrys and, if you can track him down, the last dragonlord
Edit: for everyone asking for a fic, the lovely @myfairkatiecat wrote one, just look in the replies or reblogs or go to their blog
