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The Infamous Willow Prank: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four (the end)

Ok, don’t get tired of me just yet, this is almost the end. They haven’t cried and hugged it out yet. So it’s not over.

And this was the bit that was the blurriest in my head, so - thanks maraurdering, for enduring my endless rambling and sharing thoughts and theories with me.

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You know you're European when:

They have to defuse a WW2 bomb in your city and nobody is really concerned because that happens from time to time. 

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Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

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@dayglopirate relevant to your interests

 Here’s the list: 

  • Curious
  • Extraordinary
  • Eccentric
  • Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing
  • Inconsistent
  • A sunset lover
  • Smooth elbows
  • A man with specific mannerisms
  • Sleeps diagonally
  • A perplexment
  • Rides the carousel
  • An evening botanist
  • Classically athletic
  • Fraternally-minded
  • Wears a light wristwatch
  • Gives a careful handshake
  • Gives too much change for a dollar
  • A fluent swimmer
  • A keen-eyed birdwatcher
  • Fond of his mother
  • Elegant
  • Built on an uncertain foundation
  • Fluttersome
  • A real jackdaw
  • Avowed bachelor
  • A gentleman of the piers
  • Born with the caul
  • Limber
  • An aesthete
  • In the way of uncles
  • He throws a party with an open guest list
  • Son of the moon
  • A boy from Eton
  • Always rings twice
  • Has a silk bathrobe
  • Not quite up-to-code
  • He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus
  • Stays ahead of the game
  • A skillful mountain climber
  • Salutes another flag
  • An upside-down chimney-sweep

tag yourself I’m “a perplexment”

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The last thing you need is meeting strange men in hotel rooms. You already have enough trouble sticking with one woman, don’t you?
— Enemy (2013)
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del toro still fighting for pacific rim 2 to happen even though legendary is not giving him funding is quite literally a perfect mirror for the jaeger program soldiering on even though some assholes decided to build a fucking wall instead and i know this is the nerdiest post i’ve ever made and i hate myself for typing it out but: get wrekt, legendary

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“I’m reluctant at this stage in the game to expose you to new ideas, but having taught you all history on a strictly non-gender-orientated basis I just wonder whether it occurs to any of you how dispiriting this can be? Can you for a moment imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude.
Why do you think there are no women historians on TV? I’ll tell you why: Because history’s not such a frolic for women as it is for men. Why should it be? They never get around the conference table. In 1919, for instance, they just arranged the flowers, then gracefully retired. History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
And I’m not asking you to espouse this point of view, but the occasional nod in its direction can do you no harm.”
- MRS. LINTOTT (The History Boys 2006)
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Dream team alert: according to the Daily Mail, Kate Winslet and Idris Elba are “in serious negotiations” to star together in a spy thriller titled All The Old Knives, based Olen Steinhauer’s novel.
Set to be directed by Divergent’s Neil Burger, the movie will follow the story of two CIA operatives and former lovers (Henry, still in the Agency, and Celia, who quit and now has a husband and two children), who are forced to look at their past where a fellow agent might have been compromised. Read the book’s synopsis under the cut.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Chapter 8 The Potions Master 

“Snape finished calling the names and looked up at the class. His eyes were black like Hagrid’s, but they had none of Hagrid’s warmth. They were cold and empty and made you think of dark tunnels. “You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potionmaking,” he began. He spoke in barely more than a whisper, but they caught every word – like Professor McGonagall Snape had the gift of keeping a class silent without effort. “As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses…. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death – if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.”

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Oh HEY Snape. This chapter has been my favorite thus far I hope everyone enjoys it! 

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