um, idk but tdmm bleach au anyone?

Vampire todo pt. 2

@bronze-sau-luoi <3 mwahahaha I’m continuing this ‘cas neuroscientist momo and vamp todo is in need of more hcs (ty to @ionica01 whom I prob bore to death ‘cas we talked about vampire todo +friends for hours; im gonna do a izuocha vampire au hc soon but have this for now) READ PART 1 HERE -when todo brought momo to see his family (they lived in a castle away from the city), momo was at first very, very nervous ‘cas hell, they’re all vampires! 

-ENDEAVOR HAS THE CRAZIEST FANGS, and Fuyumi is a total sweetie and wears modern clothes while Endeavor has a ‘way-out-there’ type of velvet red cape (when I mean ‘way-out-there’ I legit mean with ostentatious gems and gold trimmings). Todomom is really accomodating also and teases her son a lot about momo ‘cas momo is so darn cute. Turns out everyone’s preetty chill and they’re super happy that todo finally met his mate after 200 years of waiting.

-todomom: ”For a human girl, she is quite well-endowed, wouldn’t you say Shouto?” todo’s all red:  “…. STOP.”

-todo hates it when momo puts on perfume (”what but its Chanel No.5!!” “Momo, I don’t care what number that thing is. Don’t use it”) ‘cas his vampire heightened senses make him gag and he’d much rather have her natural smell around him

-todo tries really hard to not be swayed by the taste of momo’s blood but he always has an urge; momo lets him and he cuddles her for the rest of the night ‘cas he knows how much pain she goes through ‘cas of him

-momo is really into her research and she wondered if vampires have different brain activity than humans and she’s like “what do you think your EEG would look like?” todo looked perplexed: “what?” “oh, you know, electroencephalogram.” Todo actually took a step back: “I don’t like the sound of that”  -momo took him to her Halloween work party (momo dressed up as hermione granger and todo is…well a vampire) and introduced him to her coworker bakugou and bakugou’s like to todo: “ your costume looks fake as fuck” and todo didn’t think and just went like: “ah yeah, I’ve worn this for a few centuries now so I guess it’s getting old. Damn it. I need blood”

-momo saw todo spit out the fruit punch that bakugou brought ‘cas he was like “PFFEHH, this isn’t blood? what IS this?” 

-todo doesn’t like the way bakugou talks though it sounds familiar? 

-todo: “bakugou, are you satan’s son.” Bakugou scoffed: “did you just ask if I was a spawn of satan.” “Yeah I did. You talk just like him.” “GO TO HELL” “Your father isn’t going to like it when he finds out that you’ve been roaming the mortal realm.”

-bakugou swore to God this guy was way too into his character and told momo that she needs to keep an eye on her ‘new boy toy’ ‘cas he thinks todo is secretly in need of a psychiatrist

-todo is really watchful of momo; whenever he sees that she isn’t comfortable with a third party, he’ll swoop right in.

-for example, this salesman in the mall tried to hardcore sell momo something. Todo saw and jumps in with a death glare: “what are you trying to do with my mate?” 

-momo freaked out and pushed todo away, “you don’t call me your mate like that in public! This is the 21st century you know?!” though afterwards momo didn’t blame him ‘cas todo’s been living in a castle for most of his life and lost track of time

-TODO MADE MOMO WEAR HIS CAPE (in the bedroom with fishnet stockings) and todo can’t even look at her in the eye ‘cas she is H E L L A enticing