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Been meaning to make some promotional material for my animated series, Undating Nonsimulator. I've heard it's got
Hey! I'm Ruff, and this is my 3+ year project called Undating Nonsimulator: An animated series about a dating simulator that doesn't exist about a living house with too many rooms!
The best part? It's already a thing! It's got 23 (yes, twenty-three) episodes out right now on YouTube.
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I need you to watch Undating Nonsimulator I sold my soul for this.
1-) mild implications of fish
2-)
What is THAT?! Why, it's a NEW EPISODE of course!
[ID: Mock up start screen for Undating Nonsimulator. On the right there’s a pudding cup with a cloud symbol and a ketchup bottle with a strawberry symbol. The background is a pixel art beach. Text on the left: “Undating Nonsimulator” “New Game” “Continue”]
Undating Nonsimulator is not a visual novel or a dating simulator. It was not created and not developed by unknown forces. It wasn’t released anywhere and can not be played on anything.
But for some reason we can all watch someone play the game!
It’s a sci-fi comedy series with all the space, aliens, robots and, you know, other science fiction things.
[ID: Hallway with many doors.]
[ID: Two dialogue options. First one reads: “Where’s the bathroom?” Seond one reads: “Where is the bathroom?” in all caps. The text is too big to fit the dialogue box. The background is a blue bedroom.]
[ID: Hallway with many weird doors. An unknown figure stands in front of you. Their name tag reads: “Me”. Text box reads: “Don’t you remember?”]
[ID: Close up of a kitchen counter. A carton of milk is being poured into a saucepan. Text box below reads: “2. Add milk”]
[ID: A red character with their back turned, working on a floating screen in front of them. There are many screens around them showing different locations. The background is split and shows two different rooms.]
[ID: A blue character standing in front of a flower field. Text box reads: “Oh? Is this for me? Thank you?]
[ID: The red character at the beach. They’re smiling and blushing. Text box reads: “D-don’t call me that-”]
[Thumbnail description: Two characters from Undating Nonsimulator, Strawberry Ketchup and Cloud Pudding on the left, “S1E1″ at the bottom left and the Undating Nonsimulator logo at the top right. The background is a hallway with 5 identical doors.]
Well too bad because you can’t play THIS one. It’s not real.
Undating Nonsimulator (The Game) is a nonexistent visual novel.
Undating Nonsimulator (The Series) is a series of animated fake gameplay videos about said nonexistent visual novel.
It’s a sci-fi comedy series with all the space, aliens, robots and, you know, other things that come with the sci-fi genre (almost wrote gender).
You find yourself in a strange house with way too many rooms and too many doors.
You may or may not get to date people (or non-people).
There are even some FUN mini games! (You don’t get to play those either... But you can WATCH someone play them)
Complete (or don’t) the objectives (if there are any) and have a nice day (or don’t)!
And here’s the first episode for you:
Undating Nonsimulator Season 1 Episode 8: Formal Not So Formal Dinner
[Thumbnail description: “S1E8″ at the bottom left and the Undating Nonsimulator logo at the top right. The background is the room with many clocks, at night.]
[Video description: Mock up start screen for Undating Nonsimulator. On the right there’s a pudding cup with a cloud symbol and a ketchup bottle with a strawberry symbol. There’s a pink and blue loveseat in an empty room in the background. Text on the left: “Undating Nonsimulator” “New Game” “Continue”. Text, bottom right: “Rufoustee”. You can hear Cloud and Strawberry singing in the distance.]
[You and Zucchini Soda walk down the hallway.]
[You and Zucchini enter a room. Strawberry Ketchup and Cloud Pudding are sitting on a pink and blue loveseat and singing together.]
[Cloud notices you and Zucchini.]
“Oh, hi Soda!”
[Strawberry notices you.]
"H-hey! Umm... So, I forgave Cloud and-"
Cloud: "She can't stay mad at me!"
Strawberry: "And we're friends again!"
Cloud: "Yes very good... very close best friends..."
Strawberry: "...EXACTLY..."
[Cloud shakes his head in disagreement]
Strawberry: "HEY! Would you like to join us for dinner tonight?"
Cloud: "Ooo yes a nice fun dinner!"
Strawberry: "Like a formal, business dinner!"
"But without the business!"
[Cloud points at Zucchini.]
"You should wear something nice!"
"OH, I SHOULD WEAR SOMETHING NICE!"
[Cloud quickly leaves the room.]
Strawberry: "Anyway- You can join us for dinner tonight!"
"I-if you feel like it of course..."
[You are now in Zucchini's room. Zucchini’s hair and makeup are still messy. They’re still wearing their pajamas.]
Zucchini: "Oh no!"
"What should I wear?!"
"Oh no!!!"
"Wait I have an idea."
[You are now in the bathroom.]
Zucchini: "HELP! I NEED HELP!"
[Zucchini is now a small, badly drawn version of themself.]
"I'm invited to a dinner. Like a formal dinner but also not really formal."
[Zucchini is wearing a green, very glittery and sparkly, one shoulder dress.]
Person with the round pink nose and the green bandana: "How about this dress?"
[Every time a new person talks, their floating head and hands appear at the right or left side of Zucchini.]
Person with the long pink pigtails: "Isn't it a little too much?"
[Zucchini is wearing a green off the shoulder dress.]
Person with their hair in bunches: "How about THIS dress?"
Someone else: "Isn't it a little too casual?"
[Zucchini is wearing a green suit with a single breasted, two button jacket.]
Person with the single glove: "A suit maybe?"
(Author’s note: That person is mistakenly drawn here without their glove.)
Someone else: "That's way too formal."
[Zucchini's hair is dyed black; they're wearing a black outfit with some skull ornaments and a bleeding heart on the left side]
Person with the piercings and the hoodie: "THIS should work."
Person with the runny eye makeup: "NO it WON'T!"
[Zucchini is wearing a dark green dress.]
Person with the long blue pigtails: "Something like this?"
Someone else: "Oh that's cute!"
[Zucchini is wearing the same dress but purple.]
Person that’s just a tiny doodle: "Do they HAVE to wear GREEN?"
[Zucchini is wearing the dark green dress again.]
The teal robot: "Green brings out their eyes!"
Person with their hair in bunches: "I can help you with your hair!"
Person with the runny eye makeup: "I can help you with your makeup!"
[Zucchini is a small doodle version of themself once again.]
"AAA! THANK YOU! Thanks everyone!"
(Author’s note: All of these people sound like different instruments. However, I lost their names immediately after making the video and I apologize for that. These are minor characters and their voices are not very important and might/will change the next time (if) they appear.)
[You are in the room with many wall clocks. They are all ticking out of sync.] Zucchini, Strawberry and Cloud are sitting on a round dinner table. In front of Zucchini is an empty plate and two green tealights.]
[Strawberry is wearing a red suit with a single breasted, two button jacket. There are red tealights on both sides of her plate.]
[Cloud is wearing a blue off the shoulder dress. He's too tall so his head is off the screen. There's a large glass of zucchini soda in front of him, and two blue tealights next to his plate.]
[Strawberry looks nervous.]
"M-Maybe it's too dark in here!!!"
"I should turn the lights on..."
Cloud: "Uh... A dinner with the lights on?!"
[Since we can’t see Cloud’s head, it’s shown in a speech bubble instead. He looks annoyed.]
“That’s called breakfast I think.”
[The clocks are ticking.]
Cloud: "Soda, would you like a drink?"
"You look rather dehydrated."
Zucchini: "Y-yes but..."
"I want a smaller glass... I think..."
Cloud: "..."
"HAHAHA-"
"Oh, of course you do!"
[The clocks are ticking.]
Zucchini (internally): "...When are we going to eat?"
[The clocks are ticking.]
"May I ask a question?"
"How does the bathroom work?"
"Why are there other people in there?"
"And nowhere else?"
[The clocks are ticking.]
Strawberry: "I guess this is a good time to explain that!"
[Strawberry touches the back of her neck.]
"OO, show us please."
[The screen goes dark.]
[The screen is still empty. The text boxes are blue and different from the regular ones. A quiet choir is singing in the background.]
Strawberry: "It's all part of my BIG PROJECT, you see."
[The screen slowly fades into space and stars.]
Strawberry: "A VERY AMBITIOUS PROJECT!"
"A project so big it will always evolve and never end!"
[A close up of a door in space. A crowd of people can be heard]
"The BIGGEST ROOM in this house!"
[Camera zooms out to reveal that the door is on some sort of planet. The choir gets quieter. The crowd gets louder.]
"It's an entire planet."
[Some stick figures are shown holding hands on the planet.] S: "Full of humans, just like you."
[The previous visual is now still and glitched out. There's a pause logo and text on the top left.]
"But you're not from there, are you?"
"You're not one of our humans..."
"You're from... somewhere else..."
[You are now back at the dinner table. The text boxes go back to normal.]
Strawberry: "That's why you're so wonderful!"
Cloud: "She's so passionate, isn't she?"
"I'm so in love with her..."
[The clocks are ticking.]
Zucchini (internally): "...but..."
“You did not explain... the bathroom..."
[Stick figure versions of Cloud, Zucchini and Strawberry appear at the bottom left. Text bottom right reads: “Rufoustee”. An ending tune plays.]
(Author’s note: The stick figure of Zucchini is mistakenly drawn here with two arms that are the same length.)
Undating Nonsimulator Season 1 Episode 5: Zucchini Soda
[Thumbnail description: Strawberry and Cloud on the left, “S1E5″ at the bottom left and the Undating Nonsimulator logo at the top right. The background is an empty room with screens on the walls.]
[Video description: Mock up start screen for Undating Nonsimulator. On the right there’s a pudding cup with a cloud symbol and a ketchup bottle with a strawberry symbol. The background is a night sky with stars. Text on the left: “Undating Nonsimulator” “New Game” “Continue”. Text, bottom right: “Rufoustee”. Short opening tune plays.]
[You are in a room with Strawberry Ketchup. She’s standing up and her back is turned. She’s looking at a screen in front of her. The room is empty except for the many screens on the walls. Some of the screens show random images, others show previous locations you’ve been to, like the beach or the characters’ rooms. The screen Strawberry’s working on shows a digital painting program and an image of the room you’re currently in.]
Strawberry Ketchup: "Let's skip the intro this time..."
"I'm too busy moving Cloud's room-"
"-far far away from mine!"
[Strawberry turns around to look at you.]
"Actually-"
[Strawberry Ketchup turns around and presses some buttons. The room changes between different locations you have seen before, Cloud’s room, the room with clocks, Strawberry’s room, until it reaches a new one. This new room has green walls and blue glass floors. There’s a long red carpet on the floor. The wall in front of you has red flowering vines on it. Strawberry turns around to look at you and the screen in front of her disappears.]
[White text on a black screen. It reads, in all caps: “Loading your character model. Please wait. We aren’t coming up with a random character, no. We already know what your character looks like, yes.” There’s a tiny doodle of a person working on a laptop on the left. An arrow is pointing at them with text that reads: “Us working hard.”]
[The dark silhouettes of Strawberry and your player character, sitting at a table and drinking tea. Soft music plays in the background as they talk.]
Strawberry: "While I'm renovating this place,"
"Let's talk about something-"
"I was thinking..."
"Would you like to have your own room?"
Zucchini Soda: "Ummm... I don't know..."
[Zucchini Soda is a humanoid character. They have light green skin and neck length green hair; partially tied in a small bunch at the top right side. They have two red and pink hair clips in their hair. They have no visible eyes, eyebrows, nose or mouth. They have runny black makeup underneath where their left eye would be. They have a metallic grey, robotic left arm. Their right arm ends slightly below their shoulder. They’re wearing a short light and dark green striped hooded cloak. They’re wearing a green tunic. Their voice is a clavinet. Their symbol is a green soda bottle with a zucchini symbol on it.]
Strawberry: "Ah- Don't get it wrong!"
"It doesn't mean you have to STAY here!"
"Just means you were here!"
[Zucchini blushes red and pink, with sparkles around them. Text box below reads: “You feel very special.”]
[Strawberry turns her back to you and goes back to working. The screens from the previous room are now in this room.]
"Ok. Cool. Now leave I'm busy!"
[Strawberry approaches you, with yellow smoke coming out of her chimneys.]
“B-but just one more thing..."
[Strawberry starts emitting pink smoke.]
"Can you go see if Cloud’s okay? Please?”
[Zucchini gives her a thumbs up.]
[You are teleported to the beach and it is night time. Cloud Pudding is standing in the middle of the ocean, frozen with many icicles on his body. He appears to be much larger than usual, but since he’s far away, it is hard to tell exactly how big he is. He doesn’t have his shirt on and his eyes are closed. Sound of ocean waves can be heard.]
[Cloud opens his eyes.]
"Don’t come any closer."
"The water is freezing."
[Cloud gets out of the water. Once he gets out of the water, the ocean gets drained. He is now regular sized. He puts on his button up shirt, but leaves the buttons unbuttoned. One of the icicles on his left shoulder rips through his shirt. He looks sad and angry.]
"Are you here to make fun of me?"
"Shouldn't you be on a date somewhere?"
[He gets angrier than before, and begins to melt.]
"With MY Strawberry Ketchup?"
[Zucchini is scared.]
Cloud: "Ah- S... sorry..."
Zucchini Soda: "..."
Cloud: "..."
[Cloud takes a deep breath, calms down and goes back to his liquid state.]
[Cloud Pudding holds Zucchini’s hand and gestures at the stars in the sky.]
Cloud: "You see those stars?"
"I have been to all of them."
[The scene zooms out, showing silhouettes of Zucchini and Cloud on top of a cliff. There are lots of stars in the sky.]
"Well- Not ALL of the stars,"
"Just the ones we can see from here"
"Trust me that's still a LOT."
[The scene goes back to normal, just focusing on the characters.]
Cloud: "Doesn't matter. I don't travel anymore."
"Ketchup can't leave this place."
"And I'm not leaving without her."
[Two options appear on the screen. Option 1: “Do you miss traveling?” Option 2: “You will have to leave soon haha.”]
[You pick Option 1.]
Zucchini Soda: "Do you miss traveling?"
Cloud: "...NO."
"I was looking for one thing-"
"...and I found it in Ketchup..."
"You know what... I'm sorry... I'm being weird..."
"Let's be friends again... okay?"
[Zucchini smiles and gives him a thumbs up]
“Okay.”
[A stick figure version of Strawberry appears on the left, and a stick figure version of Cloud appears in the middle. Text on the right reads: “Rufoustee”. A different ending tune plays.]
