The streets have been so foggy lately, and on one drive one of these days I got mesmerised by the way light from other cars shone through the trees and hit the fog. Tried to capture it here 🌫️☁️

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

hey.

Please don’t fuck this up, America 🔹🙏😬🔹

the answer you're looking for is probably a warm bowl of soup btw

Some silly corvids 🐦‍⬛

I think. there should maybe be a point at which you're just not allowed to run for president anymore. and I think that point should come some time before being impeached and stealing classified documents and instigating a coup and announcing your plans to become a dictator. I think maybe one or two of those things should be enough to disqualify you.

Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

this isnt a joke we need a third day im so serious it would literally be so much better for us as a society