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The Vigorous Nature of Seth's Coition

@rudjedet / rudjedet.tumblr.com

Permanently exhausted Egyptologist and writer of histfic/fa and sf/f | Resident Sethxpert & Ancient Medicine Master | Potentially Wadjet in disguise • Currently closed to research questions about ancient Egypt/Egyptology, but do peruse the FAQ (currently updating)! | Support me on Ko-Fi
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Christmas eve has me listening to my uncle confidently saying that egyptian pyramids are 12000 year old water pumps to pump nile water to higher elevation :( pls send help

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I would recommend getting Gardiner's Middle Egyptian grammar, which is still a very important Egyptological work despite its age

and just knocking him over the fucking head with it. At least it'll shut him up.

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I'm not sure he reads, but he sure seems to watch history channel.

Sadly knocking him over the head would upset grandmother, but luckily i am already free, he didn't stay long

He did drop it, but only to "keep the peace, since i always get upset in such discussions, and don't appreciate differing points of view". Since my brush with a softcore cult and processing that experience, i have little patience with conspiracy theories

You were the first i thought of who could be sympathetic to my pain, tumblr is a godsent, since opening my mouth irl might have resulted in an argument lol

lmaoo he already knows he can't win that discussion and that's why he oh so graciously drops it for your ""benefit"".

If I lived closer I would have zoomed over to dispense a fileting, I have no qualms about causing arguments among family dumbfuckery

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