Crow Cones

sugar buddy: your totally platonic rich friend who gives u expensive gifts 

a literal pay pal

tell your ocs that i love them

Just asking for a friend

what are you asking

for a friend

my grandma has this secret garden room that i just discovered ?? i think im in love 🍃🐛

his hair says NINJA

#but his eyes says hospital

画像とは関係無いけど新エピ！新OP！イエイ！

headline of the year

(photos by SlapperOfTheBass)

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

I have nothing to say about this

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

Forgotten MSPA Facts: Andrew Hussie once gave himself a horrible, horrible computer virus after downloading a .zip file full of shitty wizard wallpapers while making the interior of Rose’s house.

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.