“You can’t just slap Shingeki no Kyujin’s OP onto everything.”

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I DON’T FUCKING

THIS VIDEO IS THE DEFINITION OF “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"

i’M FUCKING DYING

Monster Boy Challenge: Day 1

*Harpy*

Made a Harpy man inspired by the Victorian crowned pigeon o uo ahhhhh

OzCrow: A Fanfiction

“Good morning, Crow,” says Oztraz. It is indeed morning, but Crow is not happy about this.

“Go away,” he squawks, trying to hop out of Oz’s reach.  There are crows outside and they are reminding crow he is not supposed to be a crow. He is a person! Keep telling yourself that, Crow. 

“Don’t be like that!” Oz is quite cheerful. Oz is always cheerful. Oz is a cheerful person. “You should have some breakfast. How about…. CORNmeal?”

Despite protesting being a crow, Crow is still a crow with crow tendencies. The bribe is successful! Crow munches down on the cornmeal, perching precariously on the edge of his bowl. Oz has toast. Toast is more gender-neutral then cornmeal, Oz decides. 

“Today is going to be a good day!” Oz checks the weather, whistling happily. 

“Screw you,” says Crow. 

LAN