LAN’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A CROW CONE! AND IT IS CURRENTLY THE WORLD’S FIRST AND LARGEST CROW CONE PLUSHIE. CROW CONES ARE REAL. AND THEY ARE SOFT.
And apparently fuckhuge holy shit
But extremely huggable!!!!
#thaaaaaaank yooooouuuuu Laaaaaannnnn my dreeeaaam is reeeeaal#crow cones#pike universe#plushies#WE GOT IT THROUGH BUDSIES BY THE WAY#look at this monstrosity I love him#real talk: the people at budsies interpreted it with pupils#like there were little black dots in the eyes#but they instilled a fear response in me so I went in and surgically removed the pupil threads whoops#BUT IT IS GENTLE AND SOFT NOW#I'm contemplating buying some kind of buttons for the eyes but in the meantime this is good#EXTREMELY GOOD#Ri mean REAL CROW CONE#again thank you so much Lan I appreciate that you thought to doooooo this you're so sweeeeeeet I love you#long tags are long