Saturn Above (_The Martian_, NC-17)

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Martian, all media types

Rating: NC-17, thoroughly

PairingParticipants: The Ares III Crew/Mark Watney (All right: Melissa Lewis/Rick Martinez/Alex Vogel/Chris Beck/Beth Johanssen/Mark Watney)

Summary: Okay, starting over with what actually happened, which was the most amazing birthday present I’ve ever gotten.

Content Advisory: Vague spoilers for the book/movie. Mostly sex. Lots of sex.

All Thanks To: I know it was @dsudis that I saw someone’s comment that there should be a “Zero-G gang bang with a gooey touch-starved Mark Watney at the center.” I didn’t manage to include the zero-G, but the rest is in there!

Saturn Above on AO3

ok, but watney would totally get this hat for johanssen and himself. and yeah, they’d def wear this hat whenever they go out with beck. it’d be an inside joke.

BWJ headcanon

A couple of months post rescue and still being on their way to Earth, Martinez and Vogel decides to wake the others up cause they are being late, (except for Lewis who has already finished breakfast and doing her chores). They also decide to take a Go Pro with them to record everything because this kind of things are always so much fun.

So, they decide to start with Beth who is always the hardest to wake up. They run into her room and start yelling. Beth sits up in her bed, almost naked.  And then Chris sits up too. And then Mark.

The five crew members can only stare at each other. Finally Vogel grips Martinez by his arms and shoves Martinez out of the room to give the others their privacy and says “See you at breakfast”.

(They never talk about it with each other and nobody told Commander Lewis. That is, until Vogel lends his Go Pro to Lewis, before realizing he never deleted the recording.)

okay, listen

while the rest of the crew gets a·“hey guys!!” – Now honestly, i don’t believe he’d have used such a pet name if it’d been martinez (or vogel) greeting him first. this is watney feeling the meanest high he’s ever felt, and half starved to death; that’s totally inhibited watney and the first thing he thinks of when he sees beck’s face after 18 months is handsome. the end.

#PuppyPile

so yeah, consider ares3some…

here come the members of ares3somenet (in order of applying)

+ SOMEONE NAMED RACHEL, RUTH, SUKI, SCAMP WHO DIDN’T LEAVE THEIR URLS???

Anyway, now you have a place (#ares3somenet) where you can post ‘unofficial’ stuff about ares3some (there’s always stuff we don’t wanna post on the main ship’s tag, ok?) ALSO FOR SELFIES AND PROMOS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS INSIDE THE NET AND SHIT <3 (net page coming asap)