A Turbo-Nerd

Grif ships involve Grif forcing the other character to be more chil ( Simmons, Carolina, Donut, Sarge, and Church)

and

eat more than once ( Simmons, Wash and Doc ) ..

. and the other character has the task of getting Grif to be more of an active participant in his daily life.

also eat regular meals and take his medication.

And stop being apathetic.

The benefit of dating Grif is.: Expert cuddler, reciprocates and loves foreplay, and also will make sure you're loved and feel supported by him. Also Food expert, knows the best restaurants, best napping locations, best beaches, and fishing spots...

Cons :

He will forget to take care of himself and will over eat,ghen get sick if you don't watch him.

He requires affection and affirmation because he will be down on himself constantly.

Genuinely doesn't think he's attractive or handsome.

(if it is alright for me to add, because I had similar thoughts; this is the last bit in my fic that involves them all going back to Earth, Grif and Simmons finally start dating, and... yeah. They still fight and bicker, they're still annoying and drive each other crazy, but also? Make each other genuinely happy~)

Life went on, because now they could all do that; go on with their lives. Living in the same space with about a dozen other people (plus Locus, occasionally) meant privacy was about as rare as somebody getting struck by lightning while also being attacked by a shark (although, nobody would be surprised if that actually happened to one of them). It wasn't as if Grif and Simmons didn't think the others would notice... eventually. At some point.

The others did notice; they noticed that Grif and Simmons spent a lot of time just back in their shared room, sometimes with the door open, and could be seen leaning back on Grif's bed while watching a movie, sharing some snacks, laughing or arguing about whether or not the movie sucked, and why. They noticed that Grif and Simmons would also play games while sitting in a blanket-pile on the floor, working together, trying to beat each other, more arguing, more laughing. Occasionally, Grif would drift off during either activity, and snuggle himself into Simmons. They noticed that Simmons rarely minded, simply waving when he saw the others go by in the hall, and grabbed himself a book to read while the weighted-Grif-blanket snored against his chest.

Grimmons be upon ye!

@divinesknowdev horsing around

a original post in 2024 that isnt something incoherent on this blog?

u are welcome

@clocks-are-round your addition to that one post of mine lives in my head rent free

the post

Hello rvb community

He's all the way back on earth :[

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons Characters: Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, Franklin Delano Donut, Lavernius Tucker, Michael J. Caboose Additional Tags: Light Angst, Alternate Universe - College/University, clown to clown communication, They’re all morons, Pining, POV Alternating, Recreational Drug Use, the reds and blues are stoners Series: Part 19 of College Is Peak Chaotic Dumbass Time Summary:

Sometimes it’s easier, and more fun to analyze the lives of the people around you, and other times you’re way too dense to even have a hope of meaningful self reflection. Unfortunately for everyone around them, Grif and Simmons are those dense morons.

@churchstopsurgeryscars i literally fucking drew this last night get out of my ipad GKDGKSGKGSG

Give me more Locus learning how to be human again please and thank you. Let that man relearn about stuff like music and good food and bad memes on the internet. I wanna watch him pick up a hobby like painting or writing. I want him to learn who he is when the armor is off. He deserves to learn how to smile and laugh again and get used to the feeling of joy fluttering in his chest.

(if it is alright to add... here is the bit I have from my "Grif and Simmons Family Times" story where Locus comes to visit them; I gave them 4 babies because the idea of "oops, double-twins" amused me, and Locus comes by to congratulate the new fathers, but he didn't expect to get overwhelmed by the EMOTIONS involved with meeting the tiny babies~ Sorry if it is a lot, I also didn't expect to have so many emotions for Locus, but there they are...)

Glancing across the living room toward the front door, Simmons thought he could see something outside, through the side windows. A shape.

Somebody was sitting on their porch.

Simmons walked swiftly to the window, peering out to get a better look; the figure had their back to the house, but Simmons could tell who it was, just by the shoulders. He smiled, and opened the door.

“Well, good morning Locus,” cool air rushed over him, though it wasn’t as biting as the night before.

“Oh. Hello, Simmons. Yes, um, good morning…” he turned around, looking slightly embarrassed, like he hadn’t expected to be found yet and now wasn’t sure what to do. “I didn’t mean to surprise you. I probably should have called first…”

“Well, we said it was fine for you to come here, whenever you want,” Simmons reminded him, unable to hide his amusement (Locus, a well-known war criminal and generally SCARY individual, was also incredibly socially awkward, perhaps as bad as Simmons when he was struggling in a tense situation). “What brings you here today?”

“Actually, Donut sent me a message last night…” Locus slowly stood, and Simmons saw he had a few bags with him; just plain brown paper, with twine handles.

“Oh, I see… and what, exactly, did Donut have to say?”

“He texted me, word for word- ‘No spoilers, but this was a BIG day for Grif and Simmons’,” Locus recited, his voice rising about half an octave. “The text ended with ten exclamation points, but I’m not going to shout. And then he added several dozen heart emojis. Considering what you two have been expecting, I knew it could only be one thing. I, uh, I sort of rushed over here, but then I realized I rushed a little too quickly, so I didn’t want to wake anybody up-”

“How long have you been sitting out here?” Simmons raised an eyebrow.

“… since it was still dark out,” Locus admitted. So, at least an hour and a half. Maybe longer.

“Jeez, get in here, come on!” Simmons opened the door and waved Locus in. Gathering up his bags, Locus stepped inside. Once through the door, Locus carefully kicked off his shoes and nudged them with his foot, so they were lined up with the others beside the door.

(Repost-Tober time!)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons Characters: Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff, Physical Intimacy, Established Relationship, Humor, Cuddling & Snuggling, Bathing/Washing, the others are there in the background, Comfort, Kissing, Developing Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Idiots in Love Summary:

Now that they’ve FINALLY decided to be boyfriends, Grif and Simmons have discovered being affectionate comes naturally to them both… except, Grif is still hesitant to rush things, and Simmons isn’t sure how to initiate. There are different ways of being intimate, though. Together, they find a way to get closer while still being comfortable~ (This is illustrated! Mild nudity, but not explicit. I just really like the idea of them taking it slow, but also finding that they work really well as a couple. there is no smut here… quite literally, good clean fun! also, lots of romantic yearning and feeling satisfied with genuine affection. I had one goal here; write the most tender story possible)

grimmons cuddle for jschlatt btw ,

Ah, Grif and Simmons... the colors of Autism. Wait, the colors of AUTUMN. Or maybe... both~

Okay hear me out. I have been FIGHTING with this piece since January. This is my yearly Grimmons redraw for 2024 but I just… hated it. I kept looking at my piece from the year before and thinking about how I didn’t like this one as much. I’ve repainted it probably four times now. Thankfully today, with help from friends I finished repainting it (again) and found the confidence to finally post it. ❤️🧡

Commission for @captaintuckerz!

At some point, after everybody settles down about them finally dating, Grif tries to brag about he’s totally “got Simmons boyfriend-hacked” now-

“No, seriously guys! I’ve basically got a cheat-code for getting what I want with him! So, what are my three favorite things to do when I just want to chill? Watch TV, eat some good food, and then nap, right? Right! Now, normally Simmons will throw a fit and get all naggy about how there’s no time to watch TV, there’s all this stuff that needs to get done around the house, blah-blah-blah… but I don’t even give him the chance to bring it up, I make sure the trash isn’t full and the sink is clear of dishes! He also only wants to cook if we have enough ingredients in the fridge, and even though we could just get take-out from somewhere, I kinda like when we make stuff together, so I go shopping ahead of time and re-stock on whatever is running low. BOOM, after that I’m in cuddle-town, all cozy on the couch, taking a nap with my boyfriend!”

And the others are just kinda like… dude, that isn’t as manipulative as you think it is. Grif is just proud of himself, why didn’t he think of this years ago!

(meanwhile, Simmons thinks he’s oh-so clever for always making sure he gets a variety of Grif’s favorite snacks, so his boyfriend will have plenty to choose from… he also keeps tabs on new movies that come out, and makes lists of which ones he thinks Grif would like… and makes Grif dorky little “mix CDs” of songs he thinks Grif will enjoy, like a playlist, but he also knows Grif gets a kick out of old-school stuff… and he always makes sure to fuel up the car so Grif can go anywhere he wants, even if it is just driving around… he just thinks he’s found the easy way to make Grif happy, BUT ALSO; Grif has choices about what he eats, what he does for fun, and where he wants to go)