In my opinion, Ravi does not get enough recognition for all the work/writing/composing he does. He respects everyone and deserves respect for being a good role model

me: hey, pass the aux cord

friend: you better not play trash

me: alright, i got you

*throws u out of the car*

ok but why does kim ravi have 4 bottles of lotion in his workspace whO NEEDS THAT MUCH LOTION AND WHY???

okay don’t tell me y’all don’t know what a grown man doin with 4 bottles of lotion in his own enclosed private space

We all know he ain’t concerned with his ashiness or else he would’ve invested in some chapstick long ago e____e

Okay fam but how often does he need to bust a nut?? 3 nuts per 16 bars????? What’s the math here I failed basic algebra like 500 times

Considering he stays in the studio doing work until like 3am

and assuming they get back from whatever things at 8 or 9pm

according to my calculations he gotta nut about 6 times an hour (trust me)

here’s the more important question DO HE WASH HIS HANDS AFTER OR IS HIS COMPUTER JUST SWARMING WITH SKUNK???

swarming with skunk

lotion saga continues

if ravi busts 3 nuts an hour, using one teaspoon of lotion each nut he busts, how long would it take him to go through 4 fucking bottle s of lotion?

Well first we have to figure out how much lotion one bottle holds. One bottle of lotion hold approx. 600 ml. Convert that to tsp and thats approx 122 tsp per lotion bottle. If we’re doing our math right here, then he busts 488 nuts per 4 bottles, and it only takes him about 20 days to go through all that lotion.

1 tsp of lotion aint enough tho he’d need considerably more to avoid undue friction so call it 4 tbsps of lotion and then do the math

If I am correct, if Ravi is supposed to use 4 tbsp, then that converted is 12 tsp. Take the 12 tsp to put into the 488 tbs per 4 bottles and that ends up being 41 nuts per 4 bottles. To convert that back, that is about 13.66667 tbsp and that ends up being about a day to use all of that

Someone check it.

black-khiphop-fans - I @’d you because I know you’re going to get a laugh out of this -  I don’t really even care about this n but what the hell I’ll go for it -  Ya’ll are under some strange assumption that he’s the special unicorn guy that’s going to be jacking off more than once a day. 

According to some controlled data of 10,000 guys from a survey in 2007 (click on the referring link for reference but it’s summarized there), the average dude masturbates once a day, MAYBE twice. Anything more than twice is a statistical anomaly. Look at this thread on reddit full of guys from different age ranges for example. Once to twice a day is the norm. There are 5 or 6 special unicorns that made it over 3. One of them did it for science with jacking off 11 times in one day. Another was 37. So lets debunk the myth that Ravi is a special unicorn. He’s just any other, 21 year old, average dude. I also strongly recommend that you guys learn a little about dudes from that because you can’t have this expectation that men will perform this way. It’s harmful. It’s like a guy assuming that a woman is going to masturbate at a certain average of like 3 - 6 times a day or more or none at all. You guys need a better understanding of men. It can help you. So there’s some good gender pr for you. Moving on -  I also want to take a moment to point out that men do not orgasm more than once or twice in the same hour. This time of recovery post orgasm is known as the Refractory Period. It is generally 30 minutes. For some guys it’s between 5 and 30 but its commonly half an hour. 18 year old guys, though Ravi is 21, have refractory periods of 15 minutes as confirmed by a specialist in mens’ health. Based on this information we can conclude that Ravi’s refractory period, for the sake of this scenario, is going to roughly be between 15 minutes to half an hour. If I’m going to speculate, I’d say 20 something. We can find this information useful. 

In general, let’s talk realistically here. Besides I’m only here for the math challenge because I found this interesting. I live for facts. 

His company most likely gave him that to use just in case the opportunity arose. They’d have no way of actually knowing how often he’d use it.  We can’t use those numbers ya’ll mentioned because there’s no basis that he’d be jacking off that much. If he does, he does. But again, let’s talk realistically. You want a number? Let’s work to a number to enable whatever fantasies ya’ll holding - 

First of all, let’s say that he’s only nutting once a day. Let’s use that anecdote one of you used that it happens sometime in the middle of the night. Say it’s usually between 12-3am. He gets back, comes to the studio, works on a few beats, and his mind starts wandering or he googles some late night anal. 

This is the break down - 

These are the bottle options we can work with for rough measurement b/c I could only find size variations lined up with kitchen utensils. It makes it more simplistic anyway -

According to their website, (the first two are out of stock/unavailable), the gold one is 12 oz, and the other two are 24 oz. Based on the lotion bottles that are screen capped and some size comparisons between 8 - 16oz via google imaging, I can conclude that he’s most likely working with a 16 oz bottle, a 12 oz bottle, and an 8 to 10 oz bottle that’s being blocked up there by the keyboard.  I guessed this amount myself and checked it with google, but a 16 oz bottle would give you 32 tablespoons. If you measure by volume, the most I can find online is how to measure oils, but if I’m going to roughly speculate, I’m going to say that it’s twice as heavy. Might be wrong, but lets say it’s twice as heavy to make this easier to understand.  32 tablespoons x 2 is 64. There’s no way of telling how much lotion guys use on average per session, but anecdotally, I would think that they’d use a tablespoon, maybe a little less. Let’s say it’s a tablespoon for our inquiring minds here. It’s good because it’s an uncomplicated number.  If he’s getting off once per day x using one tbsp of lotion every day a week, you have him using between 26 and 30 tbsp a month, which would mean that he’s going through a bottle a month.  Which would make sense that he would anecdotally have more than 2 bottles or at least work with 2 on average. He’d barely start into his 2nd bottle. If he’s working with 4 tablespoons of lotion per session, and he was getting off once a day every week for a month, he’d be working through 112 tbsp a month. Nearly. Meaning he’d, again, still be working through those bottles. Same 2 bottles.  And if he has less sessions than that, because he’s again, an average guy and not a mystical, fanfiction ready unicorn, it’s going to be way less than that.  Meaning, of course, that it’s going to be less than half a bottle. That’s according to my calculations and the 4tbsp model presented above.  (flitters off) 

yall!!! lmfaooooo i’m so done with this website i swear

I understand math now…

Whoever wrote that essay needs to relax bc no one here is genuinely under the assumption that Ravi is even masturbating daily damn no one was taking any of this seriously and I doubt that men are being harmed in a significant way from frequent masturbation jokes A N T Y W A Y S I wish this post would die I’m like 5 seconds away from deleting

The signs as male k-pop groups (Pt. 1)

Aries: SHINee

Taurus: WINNER

Gemini: Seventeen 

Cancer: INFINITE

Leo: BIGBANG

Virgo: EXO

Libra: KNK

Scorpio: VIXX

Saggittarius: IKON

Capricorn: Day6

Aquarius: BTS

Pisces: MONSTA X

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

No

I’m gonna be 20 next year and now I’m fucking scared thanks.

Me: What time does the bus come? Bus company: it’s a surprise :)

Dear Americans: Good Luck

From a concerned Canadian.

^^^^^^^^ME