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@rpfjesus

rpf is fine -me
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Anonymous asked:

list of rpf?

  • dougboat (My domain)
  • jayboat
  • kitchengun (doug and parkzer i think?)
  • oneypebbles (classic rpfjesus fans know ☝️)
  • dont watch hermitcraft but i respect hermitshipping

Im not really into real people media other than youtubers but those wrestler guys look like they wanna fuck hard too sometimes. thats it though

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Anonymous asked:

So. Dan touching Doug's crotch to zip him into a tight costume. And putting a blindfold on him. And then putting peanut butter on his finger and Doug licking it off. I just know they made out sloppy style after that stream. But like I'm so genuinely suspecting something. Idk why I went anon it's probably obvious but hello RPFjesus

Hey anon yeah im normal. Yeah. i want to write about it

#or see someone else write it.i feel ill
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rpfjesus

asks and submissions open to freaks and perverts and the mentally ill only

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rpfjesus

sorry normies and virgins and the mentally stable you can send asks too. this was a bit mean i hope you guys forgive

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Anonymous asked:

is there an image or video of failboat that you really like? one that he looks really pretty?

hard to choose i find him so beautiful all the time but i thought he was very attractive in this older lethal co stream. im a sucker for rolled up sleeves and big gangly losers (like dan)

#failboat#sorry the clip quality is so shitty
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asks and submissions open to freaks and perverts and the mentally ill only

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spireslaying

I tried to hold off but what the fuck man are you guys seeing this shit

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spireslaying

At this point they might as well just transfer the peanut butter to each other mouth to mouth

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cachow-it

Oh god this inspired me I’m going to make something awful

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spireslaying

Dear god I'm scared I regret everything /j

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cachow-it

This is your fault

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spireslaying

HELPHELPHELP IM GONNA CRY AND SCREAM 😭 THIS IS INSANE

#oh !
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Anonymous asked:

so. failboat basically touching dougdoug's crotch. how we feeling.

spireslaying answered:

INSANE putting the RPF goggles on... All I'm saying is there was zero hesitation from Dan... To help Doug squeeze into a very tight costume... And put on a blindfold... HELLOOO??? Mayhaps I'm feeling inspired by that among other recent Occurrences between these two cos 💖👀 BUT y'know even just on the platonic level enjoy how comfortable they are with each other... We love to see that.

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cachow-it

Didn’t Doug literally said something along the lines of “id follow you anywhere” just sayin…

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spireslaying

YEAH and then at the end they hold hands so tight??? Genuinely what's going on with these two

#are they stupid *ripping hair out*
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havent even opened the vod. why does dan look so in love? freak

#dougboat
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